Message from @Metroid Skittles

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2018-12-29 18:46:38 UTC  

Even nicer to spend a day at one

2018-12-29 18:46:40 UTC  

Myrtle Beach in the winter is great. 18C

2018-12-29 18:46:46 UTC  

I'm Jelly.

2018-12-29 18:47:05 UTC  

Too cold to swim, perfect to walk it and chill

2018-12-29 18:47:24 UTC  

Yeah if the whole planet could just be between 15C and 20C all year that would be great.

2018-12-29 18:47:31 UTC  

Well... minus the ice caps of course.

2018-12-29 18:48:01 UTC  

No it's we can just move the beaches 50 miles inland

2018-12-29 18:48:24 UTC  

And more good news we get rid of most of Florida.

2018-12-29 18:48:34 UTC  

I'd like the beach to be closer to me

2018-12-29 18:48:47 UTC  

Melt the ice caps and you'll get your wish I suppose.

2018-12-29 18:49:03 UTC  

I'm gonna leave my car on then

2018-12-29 18:49:06 UTC  

Went to the beach yesterday with my dogs, lotta seal carcasses about

2018-12-29 18:49:09 UTC  

That's the spirit.

2018-12-29 18:49:25 UTC  

👌 🔥

2018-12-29 18:49:27 UTC  

Is something hunting them or are they just dying?

2018-12-29 18:49:48 UTC  

I read that over the last 5 years there has been a major plankton die off in the oceans.

2018-12-29 18:50:01 UTC  

Which doesn't sound too concerning until you realize that most of the oxygen on the planet comes from them.

2018-12-29 18:50:10 UTC  

Thousands go to a nearby beach in December to give birth

2018-12-29 18:50:16 UTC  

That's because we're turning the oceans into acid

2018-12-29 18:50:39 UTC  

Great time to harvest bones

2018-12-29 18:51:44 UTC  

My wife knows a few people who live in real northern Canada that make a living making shit out of seal bones. They sell for premium price down south.

2018-12-29 18:52:17 UTC  

Clubbing seals is still a sport it seems

2018-12-29 18:52:37 UTC  

Are those 'people' eskimos?

2018-12-29 18:52:52 UTC  

I believe so.

2018-12-29 18:53:08 UTC  

If you alter the ecospheric context slightly

2018-12-29 18:53:30 UTC  

Nerd

2018-12-29 18:53:37 UTC  

No whitey clubs seals

2018-12-29 18:53:46 UTC  

Only eskimos do

2018-12-29 18:54:03 UTC  

Eskimos is apparently a racist term now which I find hilarious because we used it liberally in school. In fact up until about grade 4 we made presentation boards with the word on them.

2018-12-29 18:54:21 UTC  

isnt an Eskimo just a snowy indian

2018-12-29 18:54:34 UTC  

Pretty much.

2018-12-29 18:54:38 UTC  

They prefer the term Native Snowfreaks

2018-12-29 18:54:48 UTC  

What term is **Not** racist then?

2018-12-29 18:54:56 UTC  

inuit

2018-12-29 18:55:00 UTC  

They were the indigenous people of North America that didn't migrate further south after they crossed the ice bridge.

2018-12-29 18:55:31 UTC  

Basically the dumb mother fuckers that stayed in the cold instead of heading down to Mexico with the rest.

2018-12-29 18:56:06 UTC  

Their shamans probably saw the future of Canada and remained up north

2018-12-29 18:56:32 UTC  

Eh. We abused the natives pretty good but didn't shoot them all like the yanks did.

2018-12-29 18:56:38 UTC  

its possible that they migrated across the bearing straight from russia much later than the people that migrated south

2018-12-29 18:57:07 UTC  

The whole thing is theoretical it may have even happened multiple times

2018-12-29 18:57:12 UTC  

Who really knows.