Metroid Skittles

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2018-11-07 17:05:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ah it's time for my feeding.

2018-11-07 17:05:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

lmfao

2018-11-09 14:55:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

๐Ÿ˜ซ

2018-11-09 16:08:05 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Big tail on that thing.

2018-11-09 16:08:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

lol look at that thing

2018-11-09 16:08:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

House cat

2018-11-09 16:10:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You're

2018-11-09 16:14:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

God... damn...

2018-11-09 16:14:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Now those are some decent tits.

2018-11-09 16:14:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

We need more of that in general.

2018-11-09 19:20:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Why would you talk to Dankula.

2018-11-09 19:20:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

No offense to the mate but he's a fucking faggot.

2018-11-09 19:22:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

What the fuck....

2018-11-09 19:23:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I never understood people who wanted to be digested.

2018-11-09 19:23:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It's a level of degeneracy that shouldn't be possible.

2018-11-09 19:28:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Scotland teaching gay sex in school now.

2018-11-09 19:28:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Make sense.

2018-11-09 19:29:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It's my life mission to help weebs understand that they are disgusting and need to self terminate.

2018-11-09 19:34:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Dats a nice prolapse right there.

2018-11-10 11:23:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I canโ€™t change your mind because youโ€™re right.

2018-11-10 11:23:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Iโ€™m not wasting my battery playing fucking mobile games.

2018-11-10 12:27:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Jesus. Fucking neighbour running her wiper blades dry against an iced windshield.

2018-11-10 12:27:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Gonna be replacing those soon.

2018-11-10 12:28:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Pepe is a symbol of hate.

2018-11-10 12:29:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not using a u in colours. We speak the Queenโ€™s English here ya bloody yank.

2018-11-10 12:31:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

<:kys:437239826392154112>

2018-11-10 12:32:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I really enjoyed the Robin Hood movie when I was younger. Sadly it spawned a generation of degenerate faggots.

2018-11-10 12:33:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Rather fuck a t-rap than a furry.

2018-11-10 12:34:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Just admit youโ€™re shit and get in line for the gas chamber.

2018-11-10 16:56:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I love masturbating

2018-11-11 03:54:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

<:whitey:467822735624765441>

2018-11-11 20:46:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Dat kick message though

2018-11-11 20:48:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

And in that moment he realized... he fucked up.

2018-11-11 20:48:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

*Spartan kick*

2018-11-11 20:49:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

How do you pretend to be a Youtuber... everyone with a fucking Youtube account is a Youtuber that was the whole fucking point of the site. Anyone and everyone could make a video.

2018-11-11 20:50:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Jesus... people talking about ban evasion... it's like 2001 IRC chat all over again.

2018-11-11 20:51:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

IRC is basically discord without the ability to post pictures and voice chat.

2018-11-11 20:51:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It was glorious.

2018-11-11 20:51:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Frostwire was a fork of Limewire pro.

2018-11-11 20:52:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It gave you all the pro features for free connected to the same network.

2018-11-11 20:53:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I liked IRC better too.

2018-11-11 20:53:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You can change your IP address rather easily.

2018-11-11 20:54:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

IP bans are pretty pointless.

2018-11-11 20:55:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The original Starship Troopers was so bad it was good.

2018-11-11 20:55:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I have so much fluid build up in my ear right now holy fuck. I hate getting sick.

2018-11-11 20:55:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

That brain bug reminds me of fat woman vagina.

2018-11-11 20:56:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Man does Discord not like it when you use the website version. They really push for their little botnet to be installed on your machine.

2018-11-11 20:57:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I keep getting a bunch of advertisements for their desktop app.

2018-11-11 21:02:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Does anyone use the Gerforce experience?

2018-11-11 21:03:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Gumbo is kinda like a stew / soup

2018-11-11 21:03:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

But it's spicy.

2018-11-11 21:14:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm not saying she's a Golddigger but she ain't messing with no broke nigger.

2018-11-11 21:15:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

WHEN I'M IN NEED

2018-11-11 21:16:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Settle down there.

2018-11-11 21:16:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

This is general.

2018-11-11 21:16:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Anal fisting is always relevant.

2018-11-11 22:41:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Mmmm ass

2018-11-12 14:31:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yup.

2018-11-12 19:25:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Stan Lee dies and you faggots do this to Dankchat. Truly dark days.

2018-11-12 19:26:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

F

2018-11-12 21:00:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The dems would be quite retarded to try to run her again.

2018-11-13 14:40:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

If the fucking idiot kid that has constantly been taking the corner outside my house at like 60 to 70 km/h eventually wipes out and ends up slamming into my tree I don't need to call EMS for him right?

2018-11-13 14:40:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I can just let him die?

2018-11-13 14:41:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It wasn't 6 million. That number is such bullshit.

2018-11-13 14:42:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You can't bully a furry as it implies you're doing something wrong. Cleansing, we are cleansing a furry.

2018-11-13 14:43:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

A furry mod? Press X to doubt.

2018-11-13 14:45:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The inside of a fur suit smells like unwashed neckbeard.

2018-11-13 14:46:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Anyone who spends money dressing up like a cartoon animal doesn't deserve money. His funds are now the people's funds and we will use them in mental health studies to prevent more like him.

2018-11-13 14:47:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Germany makes some pretty hot granny porn.

2018-11-13 14:49:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I like it when fat women sit on my face.

2018-11-13 14:49:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The pussy stink is amazing.

2018-11-13 14:50:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Don't cyberbully the consequences will never be the same.

2018-11-13 14:51:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nothing wrong with a little stink in the pink friend.

2018-11-13 14:52:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

If you ejaculate in your dog will it make werewolves?

2018-11-13 14:53:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Anyone else mildly interested in this Detective Pikachu movie?

2018-11-13 14:54:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Cause we have no lives.

2018-11-13 14:54:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

No friends.

2018-11-13 14:54:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'll fuck your wife and if you're good boy and jerk your tiny cock in the corner I'll get you a Nintendo Switch with Zelda for Christmas.

2018-11-13 14:55:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Getting furries to kill themselves is god's work you earn your place in heaven by taking part in this most holy crusade.

2018-11-13 14:56:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

People actually thinking about committing suicide aren't arguing the social status of furries on Dankchat.

2018-11-13 14:57:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oy mate do you have a license for that noose?

2018-11-13 14:57:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

lol I love the whiteys

2018-11-13 16:14:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Absolutely sinful.

2018-11-13 16:15:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

How much preach cock did your father suck?

2018-11-13 16:16:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

That won't stop a real player.

2018-11-13 17:28:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

TF2 has been trash ever since they added the inventory items in.

2018-11-13 17:28:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

So like 09.

2018-11-13 17:29:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Eat your fucking food with your mouth closed. End of story.

2018-11-13 17:30:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

My father eating soup has got to be the most disgusting noise this world has to offer.

2018-11-13 17:31:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

People who don't mind their own fucking business should be shot.

2018-11-13 17:31:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Unless I'm fucking burning shit, keep your mouth shut.

2018-11-13 17:31:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

That slurp is acceptable considering how hot tea is.

2018-11-13 17:32:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Fuck off with that shit.

2018-11-13 17:39:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I prefer a "regular" which is 1 creamer and 1 sugar

2018-11-13 17:39:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Heavy milk basically.

2018-11-13 17:40:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

One of these is what I'm talking about when I say creamer

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/511958667688542211/imageService.jpg

2018-11-13 17:41:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Normal milk is 2% those are 10% it's heavy milk.

2018-11-13 17:41:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You're gonna get fat.

2018-11-13 17:41:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You should be drinking water I would say even 95% of what you drink during a day.

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