Message from @Metroid Skittles
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They're blacksmiths.
Nah small people are just tough
Man it's nice spending a say at the beach
It's -9C here I wouldn't want to be at the beach today.
Even nicer to spend a day at one
Myrtle Beach in the winter is great. 18C
I'm Jelly.
Too cold to swim, perfect to walk it and chill
Yeah if the whole planet could just be between 15C and 20C all year that would be great.
Well... minus the ice caps of course.
No it's we can just move the beaches 50 miles inland
And more good news we get rid of most of Florida.
I'd like the beach to be closer to me
Melt the ice caps and you'll get your wish I suppose.
I'm gonna leave my car on then
Went to the beach yesterday with my dogs, lotta seal carcasses about
That's the spirit.
👌 🔥
Is something hunting them or are they just dying?
I read that over the last 5 years there has been a major plankton die off in the oceans.
Which doesn't sound too concerning until you realize that most of the oxygen on the planet comes from them.
Thousands go to a nearby beach in December to give birth
That's because we're turning the oceans into acid
Great time to harvest bones
My wife knows a few people who live in real northern Canada that make a living making shit out of seal bones. They sell for premium price down south.
Clubbing seals is still a sport it seems
Are those 'people' eskimos?
I believe so.
If you alter the ecospheric context slightly
Nerd
No whitey clubs seals
Only eskimos do
Eskimos is apparently a racist term now which I find hilarious because we used it liberally in school. In fact up until about grade 4 we made presentation boards with the word on them.
isnt an Eskimo just a snowy indian
Pretty much.
They prefer the term Native Snowfreaks
What term is **Not** racist then?
inuit
They were the indigenous people of North America that didn't migrate further south after they crossed the ice bridge.
Basically the dumb mother fuckers that stayed in the cold instead of heading down to Mexico with the rest.
Their shamans probably saw the future of Canada and remained up north