short man syndrome

Always with their damn fur up making noise.

or napoleon complex

Why do dwarfes always use axes and hammers?

To forge

They're blacksmiths.

Nah small people are just tough

Man it's nice spending a say at the beach

It's -9C here I wouldn't want to be at the beach today.

Even nicer to spend a day at one

Myrtle Beach in the winter is great. 18C

I'm Jelly.

Too cold to swim, perfect to walk it and chill

Yeah if the whole planet could just be between 15C and 20C all year that would be great.

Well... minus the ice caps of course.

No it's we can just move the beaches 50 miles inland

And more good news we get rid of most of Florida.

I'd like the beach to be closer to me

Melt the ice caps and you'll get your wish I suppose.

I'm gonna leave my car on then

Went to the beach yesterday with my dogs, lotta seal carcasses about

That's the spirit.

👌 🔥

Is something hunting them or are they just dying?

I read that over the last 5 years there has been a major plankton die off in the oceans.

Which doesn't sound too concerning until you realize that most of the oxygen on the planet comes from them.

Thousands go to a nearby beach in December to give birth

That's because we're turning the oceans into acid

Great time to harvest bones

My wife knows a few people who live in real northern Canada that make a living making shit out of seal bones. They sell for premium price down south.

Clubbing seals is still a sport it seems

Are those 'people' eskimos?

I believe so.

If you alter the ecospheric context slightly

Nerd

No whitey clubs seals

Only eskimos do

Eskimos is apparently a racist term now which I find hilarious because we used it liberally in school. In fact up until about grade 4 we made presentation boards with the word on them.

isnt an Eskimo just a snowy indian

Pretty much.

They prefer the term Native Snowfreaks