Thousands go to a nearby beach in December to give birth

That's because we're turning the oceans into acid

Great time to harvest bones

My wife knows a few people who live in real northern Canada that make a living making shit out of seal bones. They sell for premium price down south.

Clubbing seals is still a sport it seems

Are those 'people' eskimos?

I believe so.

If you alter the ecospheric context slightly

Nerd

No whitey clubs seals

Only eskimos do

Eskimos is apparently a racist term now which I find hilarious because we used it liberally in school. In fact up until about grade 4 we made presentation boards with the word on them.

isnt an Eskimo just a snowy indian

Pretty much.

They prefer the term Native Snowfreaks

What term is **Not** racist then?

inuit

They were the indigenous people of North America that didn't migrate further south after they crossed the ice bridge.

Basically the dumb mother fuckers that stayed in the cold instead of heading down to Mexico with the rest.

Their shamans probably saw the future of Canada and remained up north

Eh. We abused the natives pretty good but didn't shoot them all like the yanks did.

its possible that they migrated across the bearing straight from russia much later than the people that migrated south

The whole thing is theoretical it may have even happened multiple times

Who really knows.

I mean, they'd have to sacrifice traditions under canuckistan's acting teacher in chief

Our current PM is so cucked to the aboriginals I'm shocked he hasn't given the tribes the entire country back.

migration is a social construct created by nationalists

Chinese and Muslims beat them to that first

sure i found something about them figuring out the genetics and their migration pattern, cant remember if it was educated guess or proven

Arctic circle. North pole, Northen parts of Norway, Sweden and shitton in Russia

Forgot Finland and Sami people

@tex

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