Message from @Metroid Skittles

Discord ID: 528645071160213522


2018-12-29 18:37:46 UTC  

P

2018-12-29 18:38:04 UTC  

RIP The gay one

2018-12-29 18:41:46 UTC  

ded chat

2018-12-29 18:42:24 UTC  
2018-12-29 18:43:55 UTC  

Thanks Dad

2018-12-29 18:44:23 UTC  

@Chrundle What did you get gulag'd for?

2018-12-29 18:44:44 UTC  

@Mollusk Being an acoustic

2018-12-29 18:44:57 UTC  

Why are the small guys always the biggest "tough" guys?

2018-12-29 18:45:07 UTC  

They're like fucking chihuahuas man.

2018-12-29 18:45:10 UTC  

short man syndrome

2018-12-29 18:45:17 UTC  

Always with their damn fur up making noise.

2018-12-29 18:45:21 UTC  

or napoleon complex

2018-12-29 18:45:34 UTC  

Why do dwarfes always use axes and hammers?

2018-12-29 18:45:40 UTC  

To forge

2018-12-29 18:45:44 UTC  

They're blacksmiths.

2018-12-29 18:45:56 UTC  

Nah small people are just tough

2018-12-29 18:46:05 UTC  

Man it's nice spending a say at the beach

2018-12-29 18:46:21 UTC  

It's -9C here I wouldn't want to be at the beach today.

2018-12-29 18:46:38 UTC  

Even nicer to spend a day at one

2018-12-29 18:46:40 UTC  

Myrtle Beach in the winter is great. 18C

2018-12-29 18:46:46 UTC  

I'm Jelly.

2018-12-29 18:47:05 UTC  

Too cold to swim, perfect to walk it and chill

2018-12-29 18:47:24 UTC  

Yeah if the whole planet could just be between 15C and 20C all year that would be great.

2018-12-29 18:47:31 UTC  

Well... minus the ice caps of course.

2018-12-29 18:48:01 UTC  

No it's we can just move the beaches 50 miles inland

2018-12-29 18:48:24 UTC  

And more good news we get rid of most of Florida.

2018-12-29 18:48:34 UTC  

I'd like the beach to be closer to me

2018-12-29 18:48:47 UTC  

Melt the ice caps and you'll get your wish I suppose.

2018-12-29 18:49:03 UTC  

I'm gonna leave my car on then

2018-12-29 18:49:06 UTC  

Went to the beach yesterday with my dogs, lotta seal carcasses about

2018-12-29 18:49:09 UTC  

That's the spirit.

2018-12-29 18:49:25 UTC  

👌 🔥

2018-12-29 18:49:27 UTC  

Is something hunting them or are they just dying?

2018-12-29 18:49:48 UTC  

I read that over the last 5 years there has been a major plankton die off in the oceans.

2018-12-29 18:50:01 UTC  

Which doesn't sound too concerning until you realize that most of the oxygen on the planet comes from them.

2018-12-29 18:50:10 UTC  

Thousands go to a nearby beach in December to give birth

2018-12-29 18:50:16 UTC  

That's because we're turning the oceans into acid

2018-12-29 18:50:39 UTC  

Great time to harvest bones

2018-12-29 18:51:44 UTC  

My wife knows a few people who live in real northern Canada that make a living making shit out of seal bones. They sell for premium price down south.

2018-12-29 18:52:17 UTC  

Clubbing seals is still a sport it seems

2018-12-29 18:52:37 UTC  

Are those 'people' eskimos?