Not gonna lie

The best shags are wamen who are infertile. You can use them as a cum dumpster.

Life changes your shagging ey

@The Last MethBender Fuck up.

@Tea my uncle was a paramedic for years and he worked in an area where jumping was very common at one partucular station and he's had to clean up a good few times... budget cuts ehh

idk some nurses are dirty skanks in bed

NO COMPLAINTS

^

Tea.

Fuck up.

@The Last MethBender i hope someday you manage to lose your virginity my dude

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Exactly my point.

Oof

Wee incel.

They clean up blood and shit

Top tier

my mother is a nurse and makes okay money

not super crazy

@Pip because thats all thats left

but okay

No one was memeing, @The Last MethBender You just made a stupidly ignorant comment.

@Pip you ever seen a railway collision 😂 😂

Lots of blood and shit

soup say thanks to your mom for being a cool lady

Some metal too

unless she's a serial killer

then fuck her

This is the dank brigade, this is not the place for inteligent or considerate comments.

like any woman on the pill/bar/coil etc. is perfectly fine for cumming in like, dont need a fuckin infertile woman

I mean maybe when you’re around. Ye wee melt.

their gonna be dead inside anyway and bad shags

just chuck yer sperm in there

Or just yeet and skeet

No sex till marriage

it's all good

unless they've came to terms with it

Ruger speaks the truth...

@Rugernope my ex misjudged her cycle when she had her iud inserted and i was shitting bricks because she was ovulating.

loool

like the coil on its own aint enough