My ex was a nursery teacher and she loved getting chocked to almost passing out.

nurses are quality shags for the most part, usually have awful hours tho

@YordanYeeterson It's not, private morticians do it. They're contracted to the NHS, but if it's needed I guess they've done it.

lol ruger

jesus

fair

See, ruger knows.

Quality*

true ruger, great if you like alot of free time though

most of them are like very empathic maternal types

that are lovely

When you gotta be in the ICU at 8 but wanna bang at 9

Ruger is gonna be in his sixties looking like he’s 30

nurses are usually wholesome ladies too

The man knows life

I had shagged a lassie before she qualified as a nurse and she was a completely different shag 6 years later when I slept with her.

Not gonna lie

The best shags are wamen who are infertile. You can use them as a cum dumpster.

Life changes your shagging ey

@The Last MethBender Fuck up.

@Tea my uncle was a paramedic for years and he worked in an area where jumping was very common at one partucular station and he's had to clean up a good few times... budget cuts ehh

idk some nurses are dirty skanks in bed

NO COMPLAINTS

^

Tea.

Fuck up.

@The Last MethBender i hope someday you manage to lose your virginity my dude

^

Exactly my point.

Oof

Wee incel.

They clean up blood and shit

Top tier

my mother is a nurse and makes okay money

not super crazy

@Pip because thats all thats left

but okay

No one was memeing, @The Last MethBender You just made a stupidly ignorant comment.

@Pip you ever seen a railway collision 😂 😂

Lots of blood and shit

soup say thanks to your mom for being a cool lady