Message from @The Last MethBender

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2018-12-30 17:40:06 UTC  

most of them are like very empathic maternal types

2018-12-30 17:40:09 UTC  

that are lovely

2018-12-30 17:40:10 UTC  

When you gotta be in the ICU at 8 but wanna bang at 9

2018-12-30 17:40:13 UTC  

Ruger is gonna be in his sixties looking like he’s 30

2018-12-30 17:40:15 UTC  

nurses are usually wholesome ladies too

2018-12-30 17:40:20 UTC  

The man knows life

2018-12-30 17:40:22 UTC  

I had shagged a lassie before she qualified as a nurse and she was a completely different shag 6 years later when I slept with her.

2018-12-30 17:40:25 UTC  

Not gonna lie

2018-12-30 17:40:31 UTC  

The best shags are wamen who are infertile. You can use them as a cum dumpster.

2018-12-30 17:40:38 UTC  

Life changes your shagging ey

2018-12-30 17:40:45 UTC  
2018-12-30 17:40:46 UTC  

@Tea my uncle was a paramedic for years and he worked in an area where jumping was very common at one partucular station and he's had to clean up a good few times... budget cuts ehh

2018-12-30 17:40:47 UTC  

idk some nurses are dirty skanks in bed

2018-12-30 17:40:50 UTC  

NO COMPLAINTS

2018-12-30 17:40:50 UTC  

^

2018-12-30 17:40:50 UTC  

Tea.

2018-12-30 17:40:55 UTC  

Fuck up.

2018-12-30 17:40:56 UTC  

@The Last MethBender i hope someday you manage to lose your virginity my dude

2018-12-30 17:41:00 UTC  

^

2018-12-30 17:41:06 UTC  

Exactly my point.

2018-12-30 17:41:06 UTC  

Oof

2018-12-30 17:41:12 UTC  

Wee incel.

2018-12-30 17:41:13 UTC  

They clean up blood and shit

2018-12-30 17:41:14 UTC  

Top tier

2018-12-30 17:41:21 UTC  

my mother is a nurse and makes okay money

2018-12-30 17:41:26 UTC  

not super crazy

2018-12-30 17:41:28 UTC  

@Pip because thats all thats left

2018-12-30 17:41:29 UTC  

but okay

2018-12-30 17:41:32 UTC  

No one was memeing, @The Last MethBender You just made a stupidly ignorant comment.

2018-12-30 17:41:38 UTC  

@Pip you ever seen a railway collision 😂 😂

2018-12-30 17:41:52 UTC  

Lots of blood and shit

2018-12-30 17:41:54 UTC  

soup say thanks to your mom for being a cool lady

2018-12-30 17:41:58 UTC  

Some metal too

2018-12-30 17:42:00 UTC  

unless she's a serial killer

2018-12-30 17:42:02 UTC  

then fuck her

2018-12-30 17:42:14 UTC  

This is the dank brigade, this is not the place for inteligent or considerate comments.

2018-12-30 17:42:36 UTC  

like any woman on the pill/bar/coil etc. is perfectly fine for cumming in like, dont need a fuckin infertile woman

2018-12-30 17:42:38 UTC  

I mean maybe when you’re around. Ye wee melt.

2018-12-30 17:43:01 UTC  

their gonna be dead inside anyway and bad shags

2018-12-30 17:43:08 UTC  

just chuck yer sperm in there

2018-12-30 17:43:09 UTC  

Or just yeet and skeet