you have already asked too much

Hmm tex what did you do this time

Snake theiven

did you try and recreate mr hands with a snake

ever think, that maybe you might be a retard?

I always worry about someone posting a snake through my letter box

couple times ruger but the thought never lingers

kinda lingers

theres yer answer then

after a while he just got used to it

I know in texas you gotta worry about them diamondbacks and what not

A retard never thinks he's a retard

copperheads, water moccassins, diamondbacks,

fuck snakes

He's thought about it but he can't quite figure it out....not sure why.....

Water moccasins sound cozy

they are more deadly than anything else in texas

A pair of water shoes

ive had a water moccassin fall from a tree into my kayak and attack me

those fuckers are fearlesss

i bet more people have been killed by cows or horses than anything in texas

mostly booze tbh

Or wild hogs

booze isnt an animal last time i checked

A stray _yeehaw_ can make even the manliest man fall off his horse

@Ruger but yer mum is

heyyo

ive been bitten by a water moccassin, a brown recluse, a horse, a coyote (had to get rabies shots) and a manta ray

@TERMIN8R if i wanted my own comeback, i'd wipe it off your mothers chin

oldie but a goodie

*O O F*

Yall missed more shots than a anti Vaxer

i hope you get polio

What's good you bunch of faggets

Am eating pork kebab

Good eats

*gets beheaded*

I've never really tried kebab

i ordered an american hotdog n chips and it came with spinach in the hotdog

Thats not a hot dog

what the fuck