Man I love getting Dr. Pepper that tastes like water

Glad you draw a line somewhere, unlike some people with no self control

I’m still in it to win it. NO NUT✊🏻

We are the 3%

What do you think we are? Animals?

We are men of intellectual status

No stop

Don’t do it

No you must stay strong

The path of greater happiness is upon us

Literal fucking disappointment

It didn’t taste much like an Oreo

Fixed

Nay

They’re actually dick riders now

Shall we also commit to no nut December?

That’s if you’re weak

What’s this? RGB controls?

Does anyone want some ostrich insurance?

What a bad stroke of luck

Yum

I prefer pickle juice after you finished eating the pickles. Idk if this would taste the same

This is why I love capitalism

Where there’s a market, there’s a producer ready to make a profit

We live in good times

Wait for a Christmas sale and buy a bunker full

Mmmmm

Rip Generic Users. We hardly knew you.

How’s that tasting?

First they came for the Generic Users

So sad

Save him

Get ready for Thanksgiving break

Who’s ready for a good Thanksgiving dinner?

His name is Otis

Thank you

Want more?

Some people survived the Generic User purge?

I was under the impression that there were no survivors

Fuck me. I got an Adam Ruins Everything ad on YouTube about gun control

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rAuwpUfObcI

No those are fake

It’s also when the stock market opens

@T e x nice

I could always get behind good customer service

+giveme consent

Well that’s usually what happens when a government runs something. Managers everywhere

*gets beheaded*

That’s some commie shit

What are you guys talking about in there?

What the hell is this new Lorne trend?