they are more deadly than anything else in texas

A pair of water shoes

ive had a water moccassin fall from a tree into my kayak and attack me

those fuckers are fearlesss

i bet more people have been killed by cows or horses than anything in texas

mostly booze tbh

Or wild hogs

booze isnt an animal last time i checked

A stray _yeehaw_ can make even the manliest man fall off his horse

@Ruger but yer mum is

heyyo

ive been bitten by a water moccassin, a brown recluse, a horse, a coyote (had to get rabies shots) and a manta ray

@TERMIN8R if i wanted my own comeback, i'd wipe it off your mothers chin

oldie but a goodie

*O O F*

Yall missed more shots than a anti Vaxer

i hope you get polio

What's good you bunch of faggets

Am eating pork kebab

Good eats

*gets beheaded*

I've never really tried kebab

i ordered an american hotdog n chips and it came with spinach in the hotdog

Thats not a hot dog

what the fuck

That's not an American hot dog

thats not american

thats not american

That's wrong

someone was playing a prank or some shit

That’s some commie shit

You should go and cut their throat @Mandy

@Mandy fuck sake much is the delivery charge fae America

fucking vegetables smh

that aint murican

American hot dogs are fucking full on 12” of MEAT

@Papa Benz so is your mum

gonna phone them up like Right which chucklefuck put spinach in ma fuckin hotdog????

American has traces of lead and copper

@Euro Nigga heard you got yer account yeeted you actual dunce

Maybe a little bit of relish some sauerkraut mustard ketchup hell even chili but never spinach