Message from @Hammond_of_Texas
Discord ID: 529016045516619776
tracking yer snake search history
im on all the lists
Not surprised
what is there in the way of like... snake related crime... that has you worried?
you have already asked too much
Hmm tex what did you do this time
Snake theiven
did you try and recreate mr hands with a snake
ever think, that maybe you might be a retard?
I always worry about someone posting a snake through my letter box
couple times ruger but the thought never lingers
kinda lingers
theres yer answer then
after a while he just got used to it
I know in texas you gotta worry about them diamondbacks and what not
A retard never thinks he's a retard
copperheads, water moccassins, diamondbacks,
fuck snakes
Water moccasins sound cozy
they are more deadly than anything else in texas
A pair of water shoes
ive had a water moccassin fall from a tree into my kayak and attack me
those fuckers are fearlesss
i bet more people have been killed by cows or horses than anything in texas
mostly booze tbh
Or wild hogs
booze isnt an animal last time i checked
A stray _yeehaw_ can make even the manliest man fall off his horse
heyyo
ive been bitten by a water moccassin, a brown recluse, a horse, a coyote (had to get rabies shots) and a manta ray
@TERMIN8R if i wanted my own comeback, i'd wipe it off your mothers chin
oldie but a goodie
*O O F*
Yall missed more shots than a anti Vaxer
i hope you get polio
What's good you bunch of faggets
Am eating pork kebab