i had an exgirlfriend that was 4'11"

i've never felt stronger

imagine having a girlfriend lmaoooow

she also had a weird fascination with my balls...

just the balls

Imagine having a wife lmao

Imagine

😐

it's pretty terrific

i have a wife now

also terrific

What's wrong with a wife ?

i'm single because well, life mate

I dont understand why people worry so much about chrome using so much ram

I wanna wife at some point in my life

Me too. We met when I was near the end of grad school

Imaging being able to function without an older guy giving you love and physical affection

Oh cool

turtle is the only person here with their shit together tbh

she met me when a friend of our posted a song i made, and she "stalked" me for two weeks.

@Crawfoot nah that be boring

@Questgiver unfortuanetly

big 👏 mood 👏

I wish I had my shit together

oh same mate

Turtle is the only one here I respect

It's new year yall

Time to celebrate

really?

in australia

Its the 31st

and it's like 10 in the morning

It's 9 am

Happy New Years cunts

Chrome aint got nothing on me

Chrome more like

Not as inefficient as craw

@Callie @Strayan't @DeadPerson @Pirate happy new year ya fackin drongoes

I'm really upset that I woke up at 7

@Hammond_of_Texas lol

I am getting picked up at fucking 17 and im debating myself whether or not i can squeeze in a nap