+giveme consent

Wow, this place is magical

imagine it

more like dickstuck

yeah, same

i just like the picture these days

yeah, years ago, many

same, i wanna die when i look back at it

better

oh well

don't die too hard kiddo

what a mong

it was free afterall

that was beautiful

F

well

that was informing

i think they're sick buddy

F

F

tbh aye

no one asked lad, fucking free speech faggot

ahhh fuck

good old great Britain in 2045

fuckin wrecked

I actually want to die

yote

Eat dick.ini

am i fuck

hey, maybe heh

*hey babe*

I hope santa fuckin cums down my chimney

yeah it would be amazing if i could fuck off back to Scotland for christmas but sadly i'm stuck with more shifts at work

aye, i'm in newcastle atm for some sort of private party on christmas day and new years

oh, good fucking luck

aye bud

aye, tbh most people here are pure melts

good be honest i'm always talking about dick, that and fuckin scat porn

you fucking wot mate

oh fucking kill me

nightcore actually gives me some form of cancer

actually fuck what i wanted before, for christmas i want nightcore to be illegal

come to daddy

can i be a pineapple?

fuck

i love being a fruit, much better than being a bloody vegetable

i don't mind them

jagerbombs are ok

uuggh

it happens

tbh i did that last week, it was a fucking mess

that neck is fucking terrifying

i'm not a brit like but i'm close lad

i'm not french either

i'm Scottish mate

yes

i sadly bloody live in Newcastle

at least it's on the good side of hadrians

i actually feel sorry for you

Alba gu brath

oh yeah fuck, it's christmas eve

i've got work tonight

kill me

and christmas day

uughh

killlll meeee

tbh i did that a few years back

it's not as bad as you think

you can literally do what ever the fuck you want

yeah, like i said, you can do what you want, go out to a bar, see your friends or invite them over or something

what i did is go out to a bar that was open decently late (like 9pm) and found some lads to chill with, ended up going back to their dorm and drinking for a bit

was a fuckin laugh

oh wow, i forgot your country can't trust people to drink before they're 21, to be honest though, i agree with that, 18 year olds just should not drink

because then i have to deal with their pissed mortal little arse when they go on a night out

exactly

tbh though, most of the little fuckers are students

tbh though i'm quite a bit over minimum wage and i dropped out of Uni because it was a waste of time and it was shite

hah, yeah, been there

same, i'm too old for this shit

yeah i get them often too, it's mainly because of the asthma

yeah, plus people breath and cough around me at work

tbh i have been hospitalized because of a chest infection

but i do usually just walk it off afterwards

after i have gotten some antibiotics

yeah same, but that was when i was much younger

oh i have one every day nearly

it's good shit

i'm trying

but i forget to use my other inhalers

oh i have all sorts of colours of inhalers now

fuckin, blue easy-breath preventer, orange, purple and brown inhalers for morning and night

na

i can't even post the worst one i done

i got slashed on the leg a couple of years back when i started working as doorstaff

oooofff

it's like 7:39am this is fucking wake up ours mate

totally

Scotland is the only country that actually exists

same, kill meeeeeee

oh, i'm basically a carer, for drunk people and to stop them from killing eachother or the barstaff