are we talking country?

without TRAVIS TRITT!?

no Dwight Yolkom?

Brookes and Dunn was the mad notes

that's just a pop song culturally appropriating country imagery

it sounds like depeche mode

RODNEY CARRINGTON the crassest man in country

does Trampled by Turtles count as bluegrass? i know they're new, but it's a good time

RIGHT!? Victory is the screamer

hoe'd you know?

i have two cats in this room

one more in the kitchen

two more outside

one on the roof

what are you, welsh?

gross

vegemite mexican

at least you're not from melbourne

fuck that place

austin, texas, australia

what, leon?

what, anybody named leon?

you guys believe in angels?

wasn't he?

that was weird

no

i have @Turtle

the tangent books are pretty dope

i've been accused of that. it was a shitty week

lucifer shouldn't have made god choose

yes

it was the apple

but more people say it was a quince

i've heard it all

even Holy Mountain had a piece for that

i haven't, i move around a lot, never keep many books

yes

thank you

i was born in snake

i'm 6'3, and it's such the minimum requirement for being tall, i feel like the littlest giant around talllllllll honkys

subtract from 2018

i had an exgirlfriend that was 4'11"

i've never felt stronger

it's pretty terrific

i have a wife now

also terrific

she met me when a friend of our posted a song i made, and she "stalked" me for two weeks.

in australia

speaking of australians getting things early/late

have you guys seen These Final Hours?

since i got a new computer, my resolution is to start making real videos, and start putting all this game making software to work

losing weight would be nice

i'm fucking fat as fucking fuck, but still strong so it weren't an issue

i really like salads

i make them all the time

but

also, i don't like pasta

i aint non nothin for the new year

i just got a nighthawk dual band router, i'm high on bandwidth

fuck bars, it's just a room you pay to stand in

i have my wife here

shit's dope

you can do many things in addition to a text discord chat

my life kicks ass right now

do you know how things work?

i can turn my head, then i can speak to her, then i can look back, and fuck i'm amazing

i just did all those things

i'm the god damned man

i'm not white

i'm tarajumara

today rocks

new years is a good time

you can feel that time threshold on you

ketchup is weird as hell because it's good on chicken strips but not fried chicken

what's up with that?

i use a few dipping sauces, the buffalo, the ketchup, the ranch, and the mustard

why's there a small baasket of apple slices on that plate?

those aren't chips

chips are thin and round

like pringles or lays and shit

crisp?

that's a stupid name for a chip

so steak fries?

that's what they're called

like a steak flavored lay's potato chip?

sounds weird

ohhh

those are steak fries, dawg

happy new year whitenuke

the people that invented english sucked at inventing english

get it right

the dude that invented the wheel didn't even think to make it out of rubber

he wanted to share his aul lang shit with the community

that's good on him

he cares

that's why he came to wish us a happy new year

kind of does

they say "america sneezes, the world gets a cold"

he's mad about something, right?

he's a little hostile