Nah i'd prefer a daddy bf but they're all dead @fuzzyplant
Hahaa
Shit sucks when ur 73
all of em
Every single one
fuck me like we fucked jerry at the somme
no
my ex used to call me daddy
Same
Lmao
then again, my ex was a fucking midget
weird flex but okay
Haha
i don't even count that as a flex
Well at least she never had to get on her knees to suck ya dick
got a point
i had an exgirlfriend that was 4'11"
i've never felt stronger
imagine having a girlfriend lmaoooow
she also had a weird fascination with my balls...
just the balls
Imagine having a wife lmao
Imagine
😐
it's pretty terrific
i have a wife now
also terrific
What's wrong with a wife ?
i'm single because well, life mate
I dont understand why people worry so much about chrome using so much ram
I wanna wife at some point in my life
Me too. We met when I was near the end of grad school
Imaging being able to function without an older guy giving you love and physical affection
Oh cool
turtle is the only person here with their shit together tbh
she met me when a friend of our posted a song i made, and she "stalked" me for two weeks.
@Crawfoot nah that be boring
@Questgiver unfortuanetly
big 👏 mood 👏
I wish I had my shit together
