Yeah but they tend to be disproportionatly fucked up @FUCK fire

Bairn?

Okay thought I was having a stroke for a minute

Not true

Perma sleep will

Pfft only if it's my own @LmaoMoni

Oh wait can't read

Wut

I'm lost

You'll need some heavier gauge shit than thaty dude

Have you seen those fucking Tik tok furries

^

Tumblr link won't be a thing for much longer

@soup dad because you ran out of condoms

@coattailsandbowties there's a lot of measurements at play, all of them being scaled down makes it easier

There's always that 3% chance that it'll fail not counting any other various contributing factors, just wash ya dick off fam

Giving or receive @soup dad

I always read it as an average of 97% while condoms were 99%

Totally likely I'm wrong

Who do you think got her started @TwinVickers

Very possible, I'm tired as fuck and doing good to remember how to do basic maths at this point

Okay now hold on

The fuck does diaphragm have to do with it

Blowjobs are 100% successful in preventing pregnancy

Never heard of it, I've heard of iuds, the pill, and condoms

I've heard of implants too, there was a girl in my hs that was showing hers off to everyone letting them poke her arm and shit as soon as she got jt

Copper can cause adverse reactions in some women though

Oh yeah for sure hormonal had my ex all fucked up this past year, I wasn't saying that hormonal didn't

Pocahontas Jones> everyone else

Oh buddy

Brb with link for you kai

Skeet skeet time to beat your meat kai

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57617c3854ea9 @Kai

@Kai that's not being fair to the rest of chat

Unless I'm missing a rule

Bonk dude you're killing me

r/hungrybutts

Oh we've moved on to water sports now

Doesn't smell that great though

Or taste very good

Vomit is a solid 1/10

Bonk and his weird ass collection @GloRp

I mean if it ain't been washed in a while I could see it but yeah idk @coattailsandbowties

As long as it's solid

He peed in her butt

Now she's going to get pregnant

Fucking newb

So

I don't know about you guys, but watching the midget ride the fleshy wrecking ball makes me feel like a damn king

Like thats the kinda shit they would have folks do for shits in giggles

The anime Rudolph girl has spoken, law has been set

Thank you I needed a wooshy cat

Currently writing one of about 22 writing assignments due by Friday

Dicktatorship

Oof

Imagine eating passed curry off that

That seems like less of a shake and more of a lawnmower rip of anal beads

Wait wtf

There's a student discount at Subway

?

Whats with the fluffy dildo with a face behind the dog

Bambi no

Why

There's 52 weeks in a year

Definitely more than 1 a week

Fucking metric system

Weighed*

You Wade into a pool

Thanks @Basterix

You are what you eat scooter boi

Fucking Joe

Lol

Stupid whitey question, but why can't I talk in the vc

Pls help

That finally worked thanks @AstroTorch

Rip

Pretty sure cow is annoyed

Looks like he enjoys pimping out his wife to some bbc

Negative mass of a penis

Ew

Fuck

Kill it

That's not even furry that's just fucking terrible

Hell

You're kidding 😂

Never heard of that happening anywhere ever

What no

No where did you say that's where you lived

°

^

Torch what the fuck even is that game

Did he explain it @brap dogger I dropped out for a minute

Fucking hell

RIP corgie

I was about to say what the fuck were you talking about the lol

Bonk why

Camera man maybe?

That actually explains a lot