A two day out-of-date cold sausage roll, bag of prawn cocktail crisps, a chocolate rice cake thing, a handful of grapes and a cup of coffee.

expensive

does it count as a thot if they're uglier than me

@Tailed Feature Jesus fuck

Mutant

@asda smart price do you micheal Rosen the fuck out of them plums son

pasta for the tesco meal deal

@Tea KONG SOUR PLUM SOUP

@Tea pls halp. I can't do this alone

(wow that name)

sounds like something you’d find in a bin

What can I do chief

holy guacamole my gut is killing me

@Tailed Feature you gotta eat better than that bud

Tailed grazes, he'd have been better off with Gary's suggestion of cum.

Whose cum tho

https://starrymart.co.uk/master-kong-sour-plum-drink-500ml.html

that's the stuff

@Shmeh that’s what you get for drinking 12 espressos

there’s a pretty good chipotle sauce

Better than I eat most days tbh.

From boar’s head

@Leeroy Going to order some

@Leeroy that stuff is like the aloe vera drinks

find it if you can

Fuck I love chipotle

@greydudebro of course

Also a half a jug of filter coffee

cheeky not so much

it’s a really good sauce

no bubbly bits but just really tasty

@Shmeh well what you learn today

I use it up constantly

@Leeroy fuck i think i’ve had one of their lychee ones from some japanese place

Bean juice make brain go fast

Dude @Shmeh your not gonna have any bones left after this shit

Domino garlic dip

idk I've not tried lychee

was really good

Mate their garlic

@Shmeh too much bean juice make you piss from bum bum