Cum

tailed

I might make lasagne

please

no

don’t do it

@Tea I tried a sour plum drink from my local chinese place, was the best sweet drink I've had in ages. Beat coca cola etc

I'm feeling pizza

I had some beef I scored at a farmer's market they set up outside the local library

@Leeroy Mate I might have a gander for it.

I've been up for 19 hours. Have an hour of work left and have taken my 4th quad espresso since 3pm I'm now stuck on the toilet pooping out an eldritch abomination. And I've still things left to do. Help.

I’ve eaten pizza so much it disgusts me to think about it

plum wine is so fucking good

two secs I'll get you the name

i have a question

@Shmeh Get fucked

but it’s fucking expend

still got it haha

A two day out-of-date cold sausage roll, bag of prawn cocktail crisps, a chocolate rice cake thing, a handful of grapes and a cup of coffee.

expensive

does it count as a thot if they're uglier than me

@Tailed Feature Jesus fuck

Mutant

@asda smart price do you micheal Rosen the fuck out of them plums son

pasta for the tesco meal deal

@Tea KONG SOUR PLUM SOUP

@Tea pls halp. I can't do this alone

(wow that name)

sounds like something you’d find in a bin

What can I do chief

holy guacamole my gut is killing me

@Tailed Feature you gotta eat better than that bud

Tailed grazes, he'd have been better off with Gary's suggestion of cum.

Whose cum tho

https://starrymart.co.uk/master-kong-sour-plum-drink-500ml.html

that's the stuff

@Shmeh that’s what you get for drinking 12 espressos

there’s a pretty good chipotle sauce

Better than I eat most days tbh.

From boar’s head

@Leeroy Going to order some