nurses, man.

Nothing better hot nurse +shower

I was such a shit

they always keep themselves in good shape like

Yeeeeeeeeessssss
-Karpo

I used to nag to use this

Just nurse aides man

As it was like 8 months before I was able to get in my chair

Properly thicc ones

Used to have a shower ever/other day in that

Or the student nurses 😍

^^

Brb pushing myself Infront of a train/car

Round 2.0

Electric boogaloo

The worst was when I was coming out of the anaesthesia, couldn’t piss and they said “maybe you need to move around” so the one had me half off the bloody bed holding my leg after my knee recon and telling me to try to pee...now I’m a bit of a bashful person and having some fucking boar of a nurse holding my leg while trying to piss in this fucking bottle thing they gave me was not working. They told me that they were gonna put a catheter in and I didn’t want that ugmo bitch touching me so I forced like a fucker and finally was able to go 😂 I hated that hospital

ROFL! I'll have to tell you the story when I was stuck with an erection for over 10 hrs with like 4+ nurses and several doctor's around me while I was but knacked in bed

🤣🤣

over 10 hours?

isn't that...dangerous?

Yeah haha, they removed my catheter, and caused an erection.

well I suppose everything about you being in hospital was dangerous

Yeah it is

having a 10 hour erection was probably the least worrying part

Dude this lady was not even slightly pretty. Like seriously. My fucking fiancé was there and they wouldn’t just let her help me into the shower. It had to be both of the fucking gremlin nurses. The one just fucking stood there and watched man. And the other fucking **insisted** on scrubbing me.

See I was lucky, majority of nurses in my hospital was at least a 6-7/10

when my lung collapsed, all the nurses were like angels

Lucky fucker

could have been all the drugs I was on, but they were all pretty and treated me like i'd gone to heaven

Don't get me wrong had the odd gremlin

But like every staff member in that hospital was like 50+

But I'd just denied a shower that day haha

ive been to hospital once and all the nurses were.like 50 and called irene

AHH majority of the nurses/student nurses where 17-30

They seriously wouldn’t let me go in alone/ with my partner man.

congrats on memeslut quest

@Questgiver 😂

cheers aya

yea congrats

but yeah i was only in for like 2 days

and it was the dumbest shit