Message from @zalfir
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Properly thicc ones
Used to have a shower ever/other day in that
Or the student nurses đ
^^
Brb pushing myself Infront of a train/car
Round 2.0
Electric boogaloo
The worst was when I was coming out of the anaesthesia, couldnât piss and they said âmaybe you need to move aroundâ so the one had me half off the bloody bed holding my leg after my knee recon and telling me to try to pee...now Iâm a bit of a bashful person and having some fucking boar of a nurse holding my leg while trying to piss in this fucking bottle thing they gave me was not working. They told me that they were gonna put a catheter in and I didnât want that ugmo bitch touching me so I forced like a fucker and finally was able to go đ I hated that hospital
ROFL! I'll have to tell you the story when I was stuck with an erection for over 10 hrs with like 4+ nurses and several doctor's around me while I was but knacked in bed
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over 10 hours?
isn't that...dangerous?
Yeah haha, they removed my catheter, and caused an erection.
well I suppose everything about you being in hospital was dangerous
Yeah it is
having a 10 hour erection was probably the least worrying part
Dude this lady was not even slightly pretty. Like seriously. My fucking fiancĂ© was there and they wouldnât just let her help me into the shower. It had to be both of the fucking gremlin nurses. The one just fucking stood there and watched man. And the other fucking **insisted** on scrubbing me.
See I was lucky, majority of nurses in my hospital was at least a 6-7/10
when my lung collapsed, all the nurses were like angels
Lucky fucker
could have been all the drugs I was on, but they were all pretty and treated me like i'd gone to heaven
Don't get me wrong had the odd gremlin
But like every staff member in that hospital was like 50+
But I'd just denied a shower that day haha
ive been to hospital once and all the nurses were.like 50 and called irene
AHH majority of the nurses/student nurses where 17-30
They seriously wouldnât let me go in alone/ with my partner man.
congrats on memeslut quest
@Questgiver đ
cheers aya
yea congrats
but yeah i was only in for like 2 days
and it was the dumbest shit
apparently during the aftereffects of anaesthetic and while i was on morphine and a bunch of other drugs, i confessed to a bunch of crimes i didn't commit
i swallowed a 2 pence piece and it got stuck in my intestine
worst part is i was like 15
hahahahhaha oooooooft
gz on memeslut, quest, you been making me laugh my guts up the past 3 days
mongo.
you confess to crimes? I just rant about the jews nonstop apparently
And the physio was a cunt too. They hadnât given me any pain meds in like 8 hours and this guy shows up saying âhey we gotta check out your pain management/mobility to see if we can release youâ and he starts trying to bend my knee and it hurt like fuck. They gave me an endone and tried again ten minutes after I took the pain killer, hadnât even started to kick in yet when he started trying again. Thatâs when they decided to keep me another fucking night and thatâs when the 2 fucking goblins decided it was shower time.