Message from @Dimorac
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It sucked
oh no that's actually required if they think you might faint under heat
I used to beg for bed baths and shower baths from nurses
and 2 for lifting people if one can't manage you
:D
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Was the portuguese one a plump bird?
Hell no was model worthy
Like properly thicc?
They put me on a shower trolley
nurses, man.
Nothing better hot nurse +shower
I was such a shit
they always keep themselves in good shape like
Yeeeeeeeeessssss
-Karpo
I used to nag to use this
Just nurse aides man
As it was like 8 months before I was able to get in my chair
Properly thicc ones
Used to have a shower ever/other day in that
^^
Brb pushing myself Infront of a train/car
Round 2.0
Electric boogaloo
The worst was when I was coming out of the anaesthesia, couldnāt piss and they said āmaybe you need to move aroundā so the one had me half off the bloody bed holding my leg after my knee recon and telling me to try to pee...now Iām a bit of a bashful person and having some fucking boar of a nurse holding my leg while trying to piss in this fucking bottle thing they gave me was not working. They told me that they were gonna put a catheter in and I didnāt want that ugmo bitch touching me so I forced like a fucker and finally was able to go š I hated that hospital
ROFL! I'll have to tell you the story when I was stuck with an erection for over 10 hrs with like 4+ nurses and several doctor's around me while I was but knacked in bed
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over 10 hours?
isn't that...dangerous?
Yeah haha, they removed my catheter, and caused an erection.
well I suppose everything about you being in hospital was dangerous
Yeah it is
having a 10 hour erection was probably the least worrying part
Dude this lady was not even slightly pretty. Like seriously. My fucking fiancĆ© was there and they wouldnāt just let her help me into the shower. It had to be both of the fucking gremlin nurses. The one just fucking stood there and watched man. And the other fucking **insisted** on scrubbing me.
See I was lucky, majority of nurses in my hospital was at least a 6-7/10
when my lung collapsed, all the nurses were like angels
Lucky fucker
could have been all the drugs I was on, but they were all pretty and treated me like i'd gone to heaven
Don't get me wrong had the odd gremlin
But like every staff member in that hospital was like 50+