The worst was when I was coming out of the anaesthesia, couldn’t piss and they said “maybe you need to move around” so the one had me half off the bloody bed holding my leg after my knee recon and telling me to try to pee...now I’m a bit of a bashful person and having some fucking boar of a nurse holding my leg while trying to piss in this fucking bottle thing they gave me was not working. They told me that they were gonna put a catheter in and I didn’t want that ugmo bitch touching me so I forced like a fucker and finally was able to go 😂 I hated that hospital

ROFL! I'll have to tell you the story when I was stuck with an erection for over 10 hrs with like 4+ nurses and several doctor's around me while I was but knacked in bed

🤣🤣

over 10 hours?

isn't that...dangerous?

Yeah haha, they removed my catheter, and caused an erection.

well I suppose everything about you being in hospital was dangerous

Yeah it is

having a 10 hour erection was probably the least worrying part

Dude this lady was not even slightly pretty. Like seriously. My fucking fiancé was there and they wouldn’t just let her help me into the shower. It had to be both of the fucking gremlin nurses. The one just fucking stood there and watched man. And the other fucking **insisted** on scrubbing me.

See I was lucky, majority of nurses in my hospital was at least a 6-7/10

when my lung collapsed, all the nurses were like angels

Lucky fucker

could have been all the drugs I was on, but they were all pretty and treated me like i'd gone to heaven

Don't get me wrong had the odd gremlin

But like every staff member in that hospital was like 50+

But I'd just denied a shower that day haha

ive been to hospital once and all the nurses were.like 50 and called irene

AHH majority of the nurses/student nurses where 17-30

They seriously wouldn’t let me go in alone/ with my partner man.

congrats on memeslut quest

@Questgiver 😂

cheers aya

yea congrats

but yeah i was only in for like 2 days

and it was the dumbest shit

apparently during the aftereffects of anaesthetic and while i was on morphine and a bunch of other drugs, i confessed to a bunch of crimes i didn't commit

i swallowed a 2 pence piece and it got stuck in my intestine

worst part is i was like 15

hahahahhaha oooooooft

gz on memeslut, quest, you been making me laugh my guts up the past 3 days

mongo.

you confess to crimes? I just rant about the jews nonstop apparently

And the physio was a cunt too. They hadn’t given me any pain meds in like 8 hours and this guy shows up saying “hey we gotta check out your pain management/mobility to see if we can release you” and he starts trying to bend my knee and it hurt like fuck. They gave me an endone and tried again ten minutes after I took the pain killer, hadn’t even started to kick in yet when he started trying again. That’s when they decided to keep me another fucking night and that’s when the 2 fucking goblins decided it was shower time.

wouldn’t even let me out for a smoke the bastards 😂

cool story bro

pain management is a funny thing

Yea

i think they try to determine how much you're being a bitch

Stop being a bitch simple @zalfir

well one night after a knee recon and trying to bend it was a wee bit painful.