lmao

Ayy

"What's the status of the patient?"
"He's fucked."
"Right, good. Get the super glue."

The nurses I had were Pervy fucking boomers 😦

do they roll out the babestation for the bad cases

Hope you feel better dim

Was 2 really hot Spanish nurses and one Portuguese

I was a little shit

Ooh

Wouldn’t let me shower alone...didn’t take two nurses to watch me sit in a chair to shower 😡

ROFL hahaha

It sucked

oh no that's actually required if they think you might faint under heat

I used to beg for bed baths and shower baths from nurses

and 2 for lifting people if one can't manage you

:D

😂

Was the portuguese one a plump bird?

Hell no was model worthy

Like properly thicc?

They put me on a shower trolley

nurses, man.

Nothing better hot nurse +shower

I was such a shit

they always keep themselves in good shape like

Yeeeeeeeeessssss
-Karpo

I used to nag to use this

Just nurse aides man

As it was like 8 months before I was able to get in my chair

Properly thicc ones

Used to have a shower ever/other day in that

Or the student nurses 😍

^^

Brb pushing myself Infront of a train/car

Round 2.0

Electric boogaloo

The worst was when I was coming out of the anaesthesia, couldn’t piss and they said “maybe you need to move around” so the one had me half off the bloody bed holding my leg after my knee recon and telling me to try to pee...now I’m a bit of a bashful person and having some fucking boar of a nurse holding my leg while trying to piss in this fucking bottle thing they gave me was not working. They told me that they were gonna put a catheter in and I didn’t want that ugmo bitch touching me so I forced like a fucker and finally was able to go 😂 I hated that hospital

ROFL! I'll have to tell you the story when I was stuck with an erection for over 10 hrs with like 4+ nurses and several doctor's around me while I was but knacked in bed

🤣🤣

over 10 hours?

isn't that...dangerous?