Message from @Convo
Discord ID: 303245035535728650
>be me
>fart really stinky
>immediately a blonde girl walks up
>"h-hello there are you busy?"
>my eyes go wide, horrified a cute girl is smelling my fart
>"n-no"
>"do you think you could vote for me on an online poll? I want to win a contest."
>"n-no"
>"okay thanks bye"
wat
>tfw no gf
lol
>in gym
>waiting in line
>look on ground
>water bottle
>look closer
>entire thing is a rainbow flag
>look closer
>there's hebrew writing all over it
>immediately smile and kneel down to look at it closer
>incredibly swarthy jew walks up to me looking confused
>"that's mine."
>"haha, are you jewish?"
>"y-yes"
>"there's no gay marriage in israel"
>"I know"
>"there's no interracial marriage in israel, either"
>"There's a lot of progress to be made"
>smile in his face
>laugh in his face
>"I could tell you were jewish"
>a power rack opens up, he walks to it
glass california
don't wait for me, there's no time
@here important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12760554
>Implying this happened
why would i lie about something this important
HEY
that's the funniest greentext I've read in months
@KayakFreefall what happaned to Pena?
listening to brazilians talk about race is like listening to asians talk about making bbq
xD
lol
the results are in
the pity vote was me
saved
who's that message from hmmmmmmmmm
HAHAHAHAH
inb4 mushroom monarch doxxes me because he now knows that the man that accosted him in the gym is actually me
nanners I read it
WHO HERE /doingbusywork/ ???
WHO HERE /feelslikeafreshmanagain/ ???
the gorilla screeches out "assault" as he strikes you
>phd in activating his macaque worldview
>someone says something mean to him
>autistically screeches that he's been assaulted
he should have just engaged his bonobo brainspace
his orangutan outlook would have solved the matter
he neglected to initiate his chimpanzee heuristic
if he'd only inhaled and exhaled loudly while keeping his eyes wide open
the problem would have solved itself
🅱uy 🅱y 🅱ook
🕶
👄
his eyes are so close together
Folha de S.Paulo - Internacional - En - Brazil - In Informal Referendum, 95% Vote for the Separation of the South Region from the Rest of Brazil - 05/10/2016
http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/internacional/en/brazil/2016/10/1820048-in-informal-referendum-95-vote-for-the-separation-of-the-south-region-from-the-rest-of-brazil.shtml
Convolution I would never dox a fellow nonwhite shabbat shalom