Message from @T-34 Waifu
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imagine seeing this just floating through the sky at night
I'd yank it by it's tentacles
<:agony:655404539964293143>
that thing looks so mechanical, looks so alien
It looks like it has stalk eyes
I used to be super into marine biology: let me spit some facts
•Specimen was spotted by an oil rig off the coast of new mexico
•completely new species, multiple identified in footage
•much like a different species (albeit around 40x smaller) it was a box- something or other (im trying my best it was back in hs)
•its over 60 ft long
•this was the only sighting and it’s 100% authentic
>was
You mean there's more?
Yeah
<:gigamonka:642574896974659594>
Theres definitely more, we just can’t go that deep
Imagine expecting to see Deep Sea Anglerfish and you find that fucker
Yeah...
>come on goy, lets go see living cum organ
>oh fuck what’s that
>”repent for your sins, kike”
>*penny melting sounds*
Deep sea hell
I used to want to work in submersibles and research shit like that right there
Wait
Do jellyfish have the same shit with octopuses and one of their tentacles acts like a dick
Fun fact: there has not been a single expedition in the area around where that creature was spotted since
No
Jellyfish are different
Fug
Imagine having a 50 ft long dick
<:agony:655404539964293143>
That’s a species of squid (as marine biologists have dubbed it)
>tfw cthulu has a possibility of being real
<:gigamonka:642574896974659594>
Yeah
That's a squid?
Found it, bigfin squid, look at this nigger
Jesus fuck
Wait
Aren't squid sex organs as long as their bodies
And do tentacles count as their body
Does it have a beak or does it filter feed with cilia or some shit
Reminds me of that shit film, skyline
Different species have different things goin on, so no @Amerikek
Aw
So we will never have the 50ft dick