scary stories to tell in the dark?

My penis glows in the dark @Pigeonhunter

Yup @Pigeonhunter

I love that kind of horror

This shits so weird

i just saw a post on /x/ that got my noggin joggin

in public, see how people react to certain noises or phrases

like, (as the post said) train horns

or anything else like that

Say nigger that'll teach those mk ultra nigs a lesson

Start throwin piss water balloons

https://youtu.be/eDck1inm__s

Spoopy shit

How can something so creepy exist

NGL Jellyfish legitimately freak me the hell out

https://youtu.be/pDW4IYVlbbw

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RaggedOrganicFlycatcher-mobile.mp4

imagine seeing this just floating through the sky at night

I'd yank it by it's tentacles

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that thing looks so mechanical, looks so alien

It looks like it has stalk eyes

I used to be super into marine biology: let me spit some facts
•Specimen was spotted by an oil rig off the coast of new mexico
•completely new species, multiple identified in footage
•much like a different species (albeit around 40x smaller) it was a box- something or other (im trying my best it was back in hs)
•its over 60 ft long
•this was the only sighting and it’s 100% authentic

>was

You mean there's more?

Yeah

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Theres definitely more, we just can’t go that deep

Imagine expecting to see Deep Sea Anglerfish and you find that fucker

Yeah...

>come on goy, lets go see living cum organ
>oh fuck what’s that
>”repent for your sins, kike”
>*penny melting sounds*

Deep sea hell

I used to want to work in submersibles and research shit like that right there

Wait

Do jellyfish have the same shit with octopuses and one of their tentacles acts like a dick

Fun fact: there has not been a single expedition in the area around where that creature was spotted since

No

Jellyfish are different

Fug

Imagine having a 50 ft long dick

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