Message from @Amerikek
Discord ID: 662465547891376128
scary stories to tell in the dark?
My penis glows in the dark @Pigeonhunter
Yup @Pigeonhunter
I love that kind of horror
This shits so weird
i just saw a post on /x/ that got my noggin joggin
in public, see how people react to certain noises or phrases
like, (as the post said) train horns
or anything else like that
Say nigger that'll teach those mk ultra nigs a lesson
Start throwin piss water balloons
Spoopy shit
How can something so creepy exist
NGL Jellyfish legitimately freak me the hell out
imagine seeing this just floating through the sky at night
I'd yank it by it's tentacles
that thing looks so mechanical, looks so alien
It looks like it has stalk eyes
I used to be super into marine biology: let me spit some facts
•Specimen was spotted by an oil rig off the coast of new mexico
•completely new species, multiple identified in footage
•much like a different species (albeit around 40x smaller) it was a box- something or other (im trying my best it was back in hs)
•its over 60 ft long
•this was the only sighting and it’s 100% authentic
>was
You mean there's more?
Yeah
<:gigamonka:642574896974659594>
Theres definitely more, we just can’t go that deep
Imagine expecting to see Deep Sea Anglerfish and you find that fucker
Yeah...
>come on goy, lets go see living cum organ
>oh fuck what’s that
>”repent for your sins, kike”
>*penny melting sounds*
Deep sea hell
I used to want to work in submersibles and research shit like that right there
Wait
Do jellyfish have the same shit with octopuses and one of their tentacles acts like a dick
Fun fact: there has not been a single expedition in the area around where that creature was spotted since
No
Jellyfish are different
Fug
Imagine having a 50 ft long dick