Message from @T-34 Waifu
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Start throwin piss water balloons
Spoopy shit
How can something so creepy exist
NGL Jellyfish legitimately freak me the hell out
imagine seeing this just floating through the sky at night
I'd yank it by it's tentacles
<:agony:655404539964293143>
that thing looks so mechanical, looks so alien
It looks like it has stalk eyes
I used to be super into marine biology: let me spit some facts
•Specimen was spotted by an oil rig off the coast of new mexico
•completely new species, multiple identified in footage
•much like a different species (albeit around 40x smaller) it was a box- something or other (im trying my best it was back in hs)
•its over 60 ft long
•this was the only sighting and it’s 100% authentic
>was
You mean there's more?
Yeah
<:gigamonka:642574896974659594>
Theres definitely more, we just can’t go that deep
Imagine expecting to see Deep Sea Anglerfish and you find that fucker
Yeah...
>come on goy, lets go see living cum organ
>oh fuck what’s that
>”repent for your sins, kike”
>*penny melting sounds*
Deep sea hell
I used to want to work in submersibles and research shit like that right there
Wait
Do jellyfish have the same shit with octopuses and one of their tentacles acts like a dick
Fun fact: there has not been a single expedition in the area around where that creature was spotted since
No
Jellyfish are different
Fug
Imagine having a 50 ft long dick
<:agony:655404539964293143>
That’s a species of squid (as marine biologists have dubbed it)
>tfw cthulu has a possibility of being real
<:gigamonka:642574896974659594>
Yeah
That's a squid?
Found it, bigfin squid, look at this nigger
Jesus fuck
Wait
Aren't squid sex organs as long as their bodies
And do tentacles count as their body