I used to be super into marine biology: let me spit some facts
•Specimen was spotted by an oil rig off the coast of new mexico
•completely new species, multiple identified in footage
•much like a different species (albeit around 40x smaller) it was a box- something or other (im trying my best it was back in hs)
•its over 60 ft long
•this was the only sighting and it’s 100% authentic

>was

You mean there's more?

Yeah

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Theres definitely more, we just can’t go that deep

Imagine expecting to see Deep Sea Anglerfish and you find that fucker

Yeah...

>come on goy, lets go see living cum organ
>oh fuck what’s that
>”repent for your sins, kike”
>*penny melting sounds*

Deep sea hell

I used to want to work in submersibles and research shit like that right there

Wait

Do jellyfish have the same shit with octopuses and one of their tentacles acts like a dick

Fun fact: there has not been a single expedition in the area around where that creature was spotted since

No

Jellyfish are different

Fug

Imagine having a 50 ft long dick

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That’s a species of squid (as marine biologists have dubbed it)

>tfw cthulu has a possibility of being real

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Yeah

That's a squid?

Found it, bigfin squid, look at this nigger

Jesus fuck

Wait

Aren't squid sex organs as long as their bodies

And do tentacles count as their body

Does it have a beak or does it filter feed with cilia or some shit

Reminds me of that shit film, skyline

Different species have different things goin on, so no @Amerikek

Aw

So we will never have the 50ft dick

In theory @AnOK, no. The smol version of this species is lacking a beak

Wait wtf

Why did I never catch onto this

It's theorized that it scrapes the ocean floor to feed

>larger than colossal squid
The largest creatures have to come up to breed because oxygen makes things b i g.
If these have never been spotted before then they mustn’t go up to the surface to breed. Tfw theres an unidentified oxygen source or something worse at the bottom of the ocean

Not to mention, the pressure

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