https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RaggedOrganicFlycatcher-mobile.mp4

imagine seeing this just floating through the sky at night

I'd yank it by it's tentacles

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that thing looks so mechanical, looks so alien

It looks like it has stalk eyes

I used to be super into marine biology: let me spit some facts
•Specimen was spotted by an oil rig off the coast of new mexico
•completely new species, multiple identified in footage
•much like a different species (albeit around 40x smaller) it was a box- something or other (im trying my best it was back in hs)
•its over 60 ft long
•this was the only sighting and it’s 100% authentic

>was

You mean there's more?

Yeah

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Theres definitely more, we just can’t go that deep

Imagine expecting to see Deep Sea Anglerfish and you find that fucker

Yeah...

>come on goy, lets go see living cum organ
>oh fuck what’s that
>”repent for your sins, kike”
>*penny melting sounds*

Deep sea hell

I used to want to work in submersibles and research shit like that right there

Wait

Do jellyfish have the same shit with octopuses and one of their tentacles acts like a dick

Fun fact: there has not been a single expedition in the area around where that creature was spotted since

No

Jellyfish are different

Fug

Imagine having a 50 ft long dick

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That’s a species of squid (as marine biologists have dubbed it)

>tfw cthulu has a possibility of being real

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Yeah

That's a squid?

Found it, bigfin squid, look at this nigger

Jesus fuck

Wait

Aren't squid sex organs as long as their bodies

And do tentacles count as their body

Does it have a beak or does it filter feed with cilia or some shit

Reminds me of that shit film, skyline

Different species have different things goin on, so no @Amerikek

Aw

So we will never have the 50ft dick

In theory @AnOK, no. The smol version of this species is lacking a beak