Message from @templar ni🅱🅱a
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Lmao
Fat bitch wanted to be on top
he fucked a fat girl and he said it felt like his dick was being crushed
And it ruined every time we fucked
This was like.. 6 years ago?
Holding hands and cuddling was pretty kino to
Tho
this girl mightve actually turned my friend gay from how bad it was
Kek
Yeah a friend told me to avoid fat bitches. I looked him dead in the eye and told him "I didn't loose all this weight just to hook up with a cow"
i avoid anything higher than my weight
which is fairly high to begin with at 250
Short, thicc Mexican girls are my weakness
Not fat
Just a little bigger
below 5 foot and they look like midgets
i once talked to a 4'10 girl and it was fucking surreal
i felt like a giant to her
Should've made her feel like an oompa loompa
Show her your chocolate river
<:hurtstolaugh:647637157032230923>
lmfao
Okay, let me just give you a scene, hopefully it’ll happen to you someday
>Late at night
>laying down on a hill by her house that you used to hang out by when you were younger
>staring into the stars, she always wanted to be and astronaut and you always wanted to be a pilot
>she stargazes with you
>she turns to you, staring into her eyes
>you stare back, looking into her beautiful brown eyes
>she lays her head on your shoulder and hugs you
>”I love you anon”
Good memories
>then i pull out my 5 foot dick
Like this?
Reee no
<:topkek:610528065080000520>
Nah, I understand
I want to have some cute gay shit with a girl
I think I missed my chance twice
stop living in the past
You're still young, dude
bask in the future
I'm 29 and pissed my twenties away
I know, but just when I do think back about all the times I was just really really retarded
Don't make the same mistake
Every day is slow so I don’t think I’m going anywhere