Message from @T-34 Waifu
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And it ruined every time we fucked
This was like.. 6 years ago?
Holding hands and cuddling was pretty kino to
Tho
this girl mightve actually turned my friend gay from how bad it was
Kek
Yeah a friend told me to avoid fat bitches. I looked him dead in the eye and told him "I didn't loose all this weight just to hook up with a cow"
i avoid anything higher than my weight
which is fairly high to begin with at 250
Short, thicc Mexican girls are my weakness
Not fat
Just a little bigger
below 5 foot and they look like midgets
i once talked to a 4'10 girl and it was fucking surreal
i felt like a giant to her
Should've made her feel like an oompa loompa
Kinda have no choice but to get with girls either my height or shorter kek
Show her your chocolate river
<:hurtstolaugh:647637157032230923>
lmfao
Okay, let me just give you a scene, hopefully it’ll happen to you someday
>Late at night
>laying down on a hill by her house that you used to hang out by when you were younger
>staring into the stars, she always wanted to be and astronaut and you always wanted to be a pilot
>she stargazes with you
>she turns to you, staring into her eyes
>you stare back, looking into her beautiful brown eyes
>she lays her head on your shoulder and hugs you
>”I love you anon”
Good memories
>then i pull out my 5 foot dick
Like this?
Reee no
<:topkek:610528065080000520>
Nah, I understand
I want to have some cute gay shit with a girl
I think I missed my chance twice
stop living in the past
You're still young, dude
bask in the future
I'm 29 and pissed my twenties away
I know, but just when I do think back about all the times I was just really really retarded
Don't make the same mistake
Every day is slow so I don’t think I’m going anywhere
Every day is what you make it
Take it from me, bruh
You might be bored out of your mind
I lost my mom when I was 24, and that shit really fucked me up