I fugged a fat bitch once

she let me touch boob but not hand <:sadtard:556699705153945620>

I fucked a girl once

Like three times

Now she’s pregnant and single

But it was awful

Lmao

@Higura that reminds me of my friend with his recent adventure

Fat bitch wanted to be on top

he fucked a fat girl and he said it felt like his dick was being crushed

And it ruined every time we fucked

This was like.. 6 years ago?

Holding hands and cuddling was pretty kino to

Tho

this girl mightve actually turned my friend gay from how bad it was

Kek

Yeah a friend told me to avoid fat bitches. I looked him dead in the eye and told him "I didn't loose all this weight just to hook up with a cow"

i avoid anything higher than my weight

which is fairly high to begin with at 250

Short, thicc Mexican girls are my weakness

Not fat

Just a little bigger

below 5 foot and they look like midgets

i once talked to a 4'10 girl and it was fucking surreal

i felt like a giant to her

Should've made her feel like an oompa loompa

Kinda have no choice but to get with girls either my height or shorter kek

Show her your chocolate river

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lmfao

Okay, let me just give you a scene, hopefully it’ll happen to you someday

>Late at night
>laying down on a hill by her house that you used to hang out by when you were younger
>staring into the stars, she always wanted to be and astronaut and you always wanted to be a pilot
>she stargazes with you
>she turns to you, staring into her eyes
>you stare back, looking into her beautiful brown eyes
>she lays her head on your shoulder and hugs you
>”I love you anon”

Good memories

>then i pull out my 5 foot dick

Like this?

Reee no

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Nah, I understand

I want to have some cute gay shit with a girl

I think I missed my chance twice

stop living in the past