Message from @Sleep
Discord ID: 660771795179143187
Was hugged once but never held a hand
I love hugs
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I fugged a fat bitch once
she let me touch boob but not hand <:sadtard:556699705153945620>
I fucked a girl once
Like three times
Now she’s pregnant and single
But it was awful
Lmao
Fat bitch wanted to be on top
he fucked a fat girl and he said it felt like his dick was being crushed
And it ruined every time we fucked
This was like.. 6 years ago?
Holding hands and cuddling was pretty kino to
Tho
this girl mightve actually turned my friend gay from how bad it was
Kek
Yeah a friend told me to avoid fat bitches. I looked him dead in the eye and told him "I didn't loose all this weight just to hook up with a cow"
which is fairly high to begin with at 250
Short, thicc Mexican girls are my weakness
Not fat
Just a little bigger
below 5 foot and they look like midgets
i once talked to a 4'10 girl and it was fucking surreal
i felt like a giant to her
Should've made her feel like an oompa loompa
Kinda have no choice but to get with girls either my height or shorter kek
Show her your chocolate river
<:hurtstolaugh:647637157032230923>
lmfao
Okay, let me just give you a scene, hopefully it’ll happen to you someday
>Late at night
>laying down on a hill by her house that you used to hang out by when you were younger
>staring into the stars, she always wanted to be and astronaut and you always wanted to be a pilot
>she stargazes with you
>she turns to you, staring into her eyes
>you stare back, looking into her beautiful brown eyes
>she lays her head on your shoulder and hugs you
>”I love you anon”
Good memories
>then i pull out my 5 foot dick
Like this?
Reee no
<:topkek:610528065080000520>
Nah, I understand