i felt like a giant to her

Should've made her feel like an oompa loompa

Kinda have no choice but to get with girls either my height or shorter kek

Show her your chocolate river

<:hurtstolaugh:647637157032230923>

lmfao

Okay, let me just give you a scene, hopefully it’ll happen to you someday

>Late at night
>laying down on a hill by her house that you used to hang out by when you were younger
>staring into the stars, she always wanted to be and astronaut and you always wanted to be a pilot
>she stargazes with you
>she turns to you, staring into her eyes
>you stare back, looking into her beautiful brown eyes
>she lays her head on your shoulder and hugs you
>”I love you anon”

Good memories

>then i pull out my 5 foot dick

Like this?

Reee no

<:topkek:610528065080000520>

Nah, I understand

I want to have some cute gay shit with a girl

I think I missed my chance twice

stop living in the past

You're still young, dude

bask in the future

I'm 29 and pissed my twenties away

I know, but just when I do think back about all the times I was just really really retarded

Don't make the same mistake

Every day is slow so I don’t think I’m going anywhere

Every day is what you make it

Take it from me, bruh

You might be bored out of your mind

I lost my mom when I was 24, and that shit really fucked me up

Anyways, I better go to sleep, who knows, maybe I will be swarmed with women as soon as I wake up. Fingers crossed they don’t have dicks.

So I've spend the last five years battling depression and sleep meds and overdoses and shit

So you can do anything you put your mind to

I ODd on sleep meds a few times too

It's shit. Knock that off

Yeah, it was a while ago

I have beer now

I'll come beat you up if you do it again nigger

Gn fan and remember, take advantage of what you have and try to hold a convo with a normies co-worker, who knows maybe they won't be as normie as you think

Fan really

Kek

Sleep well, fam

You two

>girls don’t want to date unstable, depressed guys
Bullshit, if Im willing to date a recovering heroin addict with a bunch of baggage, but *he's* the one who rejects me, then there are girls out there that will date depressed guys