Message from @Panzerϟϟchreck Berb
Discord ID: 665966054463504385
fill her up with alcohol
and then make a bet with her that she wont jump off the nearest bridge
it works 70% of the time
If I wanted her to commit suicide I would have just told her to fuck off when she called
That woulda worked
it isnt suicide
not for the law it isnt
thats of course only if they find out
you could redpill her though
and turn her into your trad wife
You could hook her up with your good friend orange cat
Haha just kidding
Unless...?
<:feelsgoodman:642720914072535040>
@Duke of Txtspeak if shes over 18 tell her to marry me
i require a greencard
@Panzerϟϟchreck Berb @Higura You don't want the unholy shit that comes along with this shit
She's still here by the way, using my phone
I'll explain everything when she's gone and I have my phone back
idk
tel her to hit up based kraut boy
So I think. . . I did it
Finally learned to stop paying attention to the news n'shit
Finally learned to stop worrying about political bullshit
Taking back my mental state slowly lads
<:YaaY:512039594108256257>
Fuck you Jewish media you won't take this brain
I'm genuinely surprised you don't have a gf templar, you're a great guy. I'm sacrificing my food stamps to the flying spaghetti monster to grant you good luck right now.
Thanks fam. I know the reason why I haven't had a gf (was very stupid back in highschool and still lack social skills somewhat)
But I'm getting their now
👌
I feel ya lad, you freed yourself off the chains now
Be free little bird
I already realized that we deserve this as humans a long time ago so I just don't care
Government Mandated GF.
Memes aside,
Don't feel socially ousted because you lack a GF.
Don't feel pressured to get a significant other, no matter what.
It all comes naturally, you'll find somebody. You just need to move with the groove. Stay on the boat and you'll find shore.
believe me, it hurts a lot more when there's an absence of somebody next to you, than if you are awaiting for somebody to be next to you