I live in a never ending downwards spiral in which I achieve lower and lower altitude by repeating a cycle of counterbalancing my happiness

Fml

Maybe you should try improving your outward experience?

And also learn to take the BS

I dun been taking bs for 7 years

just stop having ups and there wont be any significant downs

Maybe it's you know who tho

Shut up goy

You either take advantage of the hand you've been given or you fold

Make life your bitch

Instead of ghost puncher become life puncher

@T-34 Waifu she might be sympathetic for positive reasons
Even if she's not gonna fuck you, you can still try to hang out with her and have a friendship at least
Who knows? She might try to hook you up with someone or help you out

It's true

We can never escape clown world.

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

All I want to do is play minecraft...

I don't want to be solving this girls emotional problems

All day

dude

fill her up with alcohol

and then make a bet with her that she wont jump off the nearest bridge

it works 70% of the time

If I wanted her to commit suicide I would have just told her to fuck off when she called

That woulda worked

it isnt suicide

not for the law it isnt

thats of course only if they find out

you could redpill her though

and turn her into your trad wife

You could hook her up with your good friend orange cat

Haha just kidding

Unless...?

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@Duke of Txtspeak if shes over 18 tell her to marry me

i require a greencard

@Panzerϟϟchreck Berb @Higura You don't want the unholy shit that comes along with this shit

She's still here by the way, using my phone

I'll explain everything when she's gone and I have my phone back

idk

id do a lot for a greencard