<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

All I want to do is play minecraft...

I don't want to be solving this girls emotional problems

All day

dude

fill her up with alcohol

and then make a bet with her that she wont jump off the nearest bridge

it works 70% of the time

If I wanted her to commit suicide I would have just told her to fuck off when she called

That woulda worked

it isnt suicide

not for the law it isnt

thats of course only if they find out

you could redpill her though

and turn her into your trad wife

You could hook her up with your good friend orange cat

Haha just kidding

Unless...?

<:feelsgoodman:642720914072535040>

@Duke of Txtspeak if shes over 18 tell her to marry me

i require a greencard

@Panzerϟϟchreck Berb @Higura You don't want the unholy shit that comes along with this shit

She's still here by the way, using my phone

I'll explain everything when she's gone and I have my phone back

idk

id do a lot for a greencard

tel her to hit up based kraut boy

So I think. . . I did it

Finally learned to stop paying attention to the news n'shit

Finally learned to stop worrying about political bullshit

Taking back my mental state slowly lads

<:YaaY:512039594108256257>

Fuck you Jewish media you won't take this brain

I'm genuinely surprised you don't have a gf templar, you're a great guy. I'm sacrificing my food stamps to the flying spaghetti monster to grant you good luck right now.

Thanks fam. I know the reason why I haven't had a gf (was very stupid back in highschool and still lack social skills somewhat)

But I'm getting their now

👌

I feel ya lad, you freed yourself off the chains now

Be free little bird

I already realized that we deserve this as humans a long time ago so I just don't care

Government Mandated GF.