Message from @DerekThePlagueDoctor

Discord ID: 578287371859132416


2019-05-15 14:57:48 UTC  

i still think he should catfish his priest

2019-05-15 15:00:17 UTC  

Catfish people into joining the young conservatives club <:activated:485621264141254687> @ThatGuyWithPaste

2019-05-15 15:33:11 UTC  

Nah they'd think I was a tranny

2019-05-15 15:41:31 UTC  

paste you are a cute girl

2019-05-15 15:57:30 UTC  

-big sip- aaaaaaaaa, yep halo reach was a good game

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2019-05-15 15:57:52 UTC  

<:PillRed:465443108180590592>

2019-05-15 16:00:23 UTC  

<:ultrardab:397552471213342724> <:ultraldab:397083528011186176>

2019-05-15 16:00:28 UTC  

<:ultrardab:397552471213342724> <:ultraldab:397083528011186176> <:ultrardab:397552471213342724> <:ultraldab:397083528011186176> <:ultrardab:397552471213342724> <:ultraldab:397083528011186176> <:ultrardab:397552471213342724> <:ultraldab:397083528011186176>

2019-05-15 16:06:14 UTC  

@ThatGuyWithPaste Would smash no homo.

2019-05-15 16:20:05 UTC  

>Reach was released 9 years ago

2019-05-15 16:20:10 UTC  

Fuck, I feel old, and I'm 23.

2019-05-15 16:25:53 UTC  

@Deleted User that's gay af

2019-05-15 16:26:15 UTC  

No because I said no homo.

2019-05-15 16:28:35 UTC  

i remember halo reach being advertised in blockbuster back when they were still open

2019-05-15 16:34:31 UTC  

<:Wojak:465443000294703104>

2019-05-15 16:36:46 UTC  

oh

2019-05-15 16:49:23 UTC  

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2019-05-15 17:44:27 UTC  

oh shid

2019-05-15 17:44:34 UTC  

that filter thing looks interesting

2019-05-15 18:27:33 UTC  

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2019-05-15 18:29:47 UTC  

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2019-05-15 18:32:30 UTC  

Hang on a second

2019-05-15 18:32:47 UTC  

You're telling me the one on the right managed to reproduce??????

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2019-05-15 18:33:17 UTC  

<:hmm:542689375541133322>

2019-05-15 18:33:52 UTC  

Probably with a reverse trap

2019-05-15 18:34:03 UTC  

*Today at 19:33* <:Swastika:562679674740801548>

nah, that motherfucker would be shooting blanks bro

2019-05-15 18:34:21 UTC  

Sumbudy gotta pay fo Dez kidz

2019-05-15 19:57:58 UTC  

The difficuwt thing about being a mass muwdewew isn't the muwdewing pawt. It's the mass pawt. It's the pace you've gotta keep up, the sheew vowume of muwdewing. 'Cause the funny thing about kiwwing: Aftew the fiwst time you've kiwwed, the second time it's easy. The thiwd time you stawt to get cocky, so you gotta be cawefuw. You know, you gotta stay humbwe ow you make dumb mistakes. And, oh, by awound the seventh time you'we wikewy to feew wike you'we in a bit of a wut. Want to get awtistic with it, you know, stawt cutting off the middwe toe of each victim so you'ww be known as "The Middwe Toe Muwdewew." By that point, I don't know, I think that's showboating. You know, you gotta ask youwsewf: "Who am I doing this fow? Am I doing it fow mysewf ow fow the pwess?" Awound about the twentieth muwdew, weww, you'we wikewy to be sick of the whowe thing. You know, sometimes I don't even want to wook at anothew cowpse. I feew if I even see a chainsaw, I'ww scweam. It's wike what happened the othew day: I had just finished ending a human wife in a sensewess act of viowence when I wun into this owd fwiend of mine fwom high schoow. And he says, "Hey! Whatcha been doin'?" And I think to mysewf, "What HAVE I been doing? What am I doing with my wife? Whewe's this weading? Am I gonna be doing this at fifty?" Sometimes I think I weawwy shouwd go back to cowwege.

2019-05-15 20:05:52 UTC  

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2019-05-15 20:06:32 UTC  

^^^

i know a girl who loves that shit and that comment is too true

2019-05-15 21:51:07 UTC  

im not gonna lie

2019-05-15 21:51:18 UTC  

this is definitely me when im driving

2019-05-15 21:51:25 UTC  

No sisters!

2019-05-15 21:51:32 UTC  

Billy Eyelash is goals yaaaaaaas

2019-05-15 21:56:41 UTC  

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2019-05-15 21:59:56 UTC  

He just needs to find enough combinations of Tyrone + last name to get em all