Message from @DerekThePlagueDoctor

Discord ID: 579764292463624224


2019-05-19 16:53:09 UTC  

random factoid, not any kind of justification.

2019-05-19 16:53:39 UTC  

Won't be long until men are made to wear artificial womb-sacs

2019-05-19 16:54:38 UTC  

To fufill whatever seahorse fantasy women seem to have that the experience of childbirth which i can say MANY people are VERY grateful to women for, being excruiciatingly painful doesn't affect men.

2019-05-19 16:55:19 UTC  

Literally every presentation on childbirth involves bringing out the electrodes birth induction kit to watch some male presenter squirm

2019-05-19 16:55:35 UTC  

For women's amusement no less.

2019-05-19 16:57:15 UTC  

Most of the time women are doped up safely high as hell so either don't feel anything or have reduced pain, so the whole thing is just a fantasy. mad props and respect to the women caught in the circumstances where they can't have medication but I don't want the pain of childbirth forced onto me.

2019-05-19 17:12:12 UTC  

Now for something completely different.

2019-05-19 17:18:00 UTC  

That son of a bitch

2019-05-19 17:19:15 UTC  

I knew that would happen

2019-05-19 17:25:22 UTC  

i couldn't listen to anything with just screaming in it

2019-05-19 17:39:42 UTC  
2019-05-19 17:39:54 UTC  

Give this a listen

2019-05-19 17:40:39 UTC  

Not all screms

would be good at the gym, but i can't listen to it just idly

2019-05-19 17:55:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/579728958392762370/20190519_135527.jpg

2019-05-19 17:59:09 UTC  
2019-05-19 18:12:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/579733086355324931/6033437.png

2019-05-19 20:16:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/579764292463624220/1556598402081.jpg

2019-05-19 21:24:58 UTC  

D-cups

2019-05-19 21:55:52 UTC  

Ddd

2019-05-19 21:57:50 UTC  

Ever had such a strong erection that it hurt

2019-05-19 22:27:55 UTC  

Yes

2019-05-20 00:09:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/579822977768488987/image0-43.png

2019-05-20 00:27:21 UTC  

kek

2019-05-20 01:00:48 UTC  

kek

2019-05-20 01:00:59 UTC  

The joke is very funny <:Itwatches:488807740874162178>

2019-05-20 01:21:20 UTC  

Sup, bitches. We here talkin' 'bout dat Amazon Alexa. We aint talkin' 'bout no Cortana sheeit.

https://youtu.be/4IH19OuhIVo

2019-05-20 01:31:55 UTC  

WOW. THAT EDIT WAS REALLY BAD

2019-05-20 01:32:02 UTC  

oups allcaps

2019-05-20 01:36:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/579844765366091794/De-fv5mW0AE5Kc9.jpg

2019-05-20 01:37:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/579845171869646854/undersummers-chub-rub-thigh-chafing-wanderful-travel-660x357.jpg

2019-05-20 01:38:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/579845256254849088/images_6.jpeg

2019-05-20 01:40:00 UTC  

I'll NOPE out of that one

2019-05-20 01:40:08 UTC  

kek

2019-05-20 01:53:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/579849266743214090/images_9.jpeg

2019-05-20 02:02:41 UTC  

why is this a thing tbh

2019-05-20 02:15:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/579854716192948226/image0.png

2019-05-20 02:27:01 UTC  

What even?