I, too, fap with no lube.

Always have. Don't see the appeal

My dick burns when I use lotion

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I don't need to know that

y e s y o u d o

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d33ta5iyoxc

Ricardo is now inside our mind, you can thank me later.

I never heard anyone say the first 5 before in person before in my life

Never heard 'newsflash pal' in my life

Because you've never seen a cracker that angry

Wew

"LOL WHITEY HERE IS UR CULTURE. XD *SHOWS OFF A BOTTLE OF MAYONAISSE*"

man imagine actuating racism with food, crazy right?

https://puu.sh/DCPNg/278aac87b1.png

Those damn racists and their white power broccoli

once I accidentally got shampoo in my dickhole

same tbh

Same

one time i got deodorant on my dick and it burned like satan was giving me a blowjob

Fire saliva

Art man bad https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326843254639165441/586602322759516162/7a6f0e7.jpg

Hitler is Art Man

Work at home or at library programming > Office work programming

a scrum master doesn't work with computers a google has revealed

They are just team-managers over a particular set of teams under their job descriptions to move really fucking fast and be flexible

Literally just saw this add on Kiss anime, what the fuck. It's just a granny judgementally staring at you.

@FantasticFwoosh Fun fact: Hitler wanted to pursue becomign a professional artist but he failed the entrance exam at the Acadamy of Fine Arts Vienna twice.

That's the joke