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Fuck pedos

I pee sitting down on the urinal

Like a real man

And I shit in the urinal

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I piss in bottles, parking lots and dumpsters

alpha as fuck

I piss in bottle while driving

A semi

>not pissing outside in a power stance

fucking cucks

Pissing while walking

In the company office

Not pissing out the window while co-driver drives

Though the piss streak on the truck would probably be bad

I debated on trying that

Ran out of bottles

Chugged a water to piss in bottle

Had to piss even more

Didn't wanna waste another water and just pour it out

chug a piss bottle in case you missed out on any nutrition

Yes

Mine are clear so practically good to drink through 2 cycles

Give me some good as fuck shitposts

>doesn't piss out the window while the truck is going through a curve to clean the windshield and not waste precious cleaning fluids

>doesnt shit out the window to have it hit cars making them swerve and crash

>doesn't jerk off out the window to spread his genes like a chad

>doesnt open up the moonroof and spray other cars with hot vomit and spaghetti

This literally happened 20 seconds after I posted a fun fact that Hitler's art was actually good, fucking cucks

lol

boof

*pepper-bot*

fuck

**pepper-bot**

k

https://youtu.be/pL6Oc07xSzw

hahaha