I'd shit out $2000 in the form of a check.

I’d go with the hope diamond tbh

There’s no way they can prove that you stole it or anything

Same

Go big or go home

Virgin mass shooter vs chad postal guy

“Ahhh that’s the stuff”

I would shit out the original recipe for mithridatium @ghostshark

Ez, shit out a mosin nagant

Sell it to some boomer for too much money

Make bank

Or just shit out a world where you are the emperor god king or something

actually

you like scps?

i would shit out scp 662

00f

the silver hand bell not the magic butler

the magic butler is summoned by the silver hand bell

Nice

I’d want an forever butler

That’d be cool af

Yeah

Plus testing has proved he will kill people if you ask him

I be straight wildin' till them damn mtf niggas show up on mah doorstep

It's like death note but you don't even have to know names

Tbh they would probably keep me as an scp as well

given i could shit out anything my heart desires

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I could work as a drug smuggler and no TSA nigger would ever be able to catch me because I would just throw away the product in the airport bathroom and summon an identical copy when i reach my location

Even if I was caught in the bathroom disposing of product i could fart out amnestic gas

Don't wanna get braap farmed by the scp foundation tho

Couldn't you just stay in the country and just fucking fart out drugs on the spot?

Also using the scp 662 for gold bars would be a lot fucking safer

I could fart out nanobots filled with superviruses specially engineered to only target a person of an exact genome

I could literally put the ASS in assassin

I could go to Australia and program the virus to target people of the aboriginal haplogroup(s)