Message from @A Pesky Sæxon
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It's almost as if University is corrupted by people who have no clue how to teach, regulate, or any of that, and Trade school is not because you actually have to prove you have a brain to teach.
@Sleep deargod...
chad ready to kill
Bro that Charley chick is hot
Aww shit, here we go again
PAARTEEEYYY!!!
The SCP wiki is a fucking goldmine for shit like this
No.3028 to those adventoures of you
RIP my nigga
he over did it
no he let go
looks like suicide grip
this is why you never lift with a thumbless grip
What about the Swastihawk
>When you stick 4 Tomahawks together and turn it into a Swastihawk
UH OH STINKY
A work by William Shakespeare.
ACT I. Scene I.
The zoo. An orangutan enclosure.
Enter LE MONKE, a corpulent ape.
LE MONKE
Oh bother, a foul smell!
Fecal matter!
Ha-ha-ha, hilarious, defecate material.
The ape laughs continuously. It screeches vociferously.
LE MONKE
Hooray for excrement! Congenial fecal matter! Defecation is jocular, ha-ha!
Fecal matter pertains to my satisfaction, ho-ho.
The maniacal creature continues to shriek vehemently in a nonsensical fashion.
LE MONKE
Oh bother-- I believe, perchance, I may have created indurated excrement originating from my posterior.
The wretched creation begins to chortle ominously.
LE MONKE
Fecal matter in my trousers... without undergarments! This is exhilarating.
By the nine divines, my undergarments are stained with excrement. Ho-ho-ho.
We yearn for fecal matter! We yearn for fecal matter!
Fecal matter.
Exeunt omnes.
THE END.
kek
>by the nine divines
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Doom is a bit off. "If anyone could save us all: we'd still turn around and fuck ourselves."
"No one is going to save us. We are just apes on a spinning ball screaming as we fade into the void. We are nothing"
that's too soft.
true doom is knowing that salvation is irrelevant
Me and OTA-C17-ECHO-1156 after "amputating" an entire rebel squad:
