Message from @Lord of Depression
Discord ID: 641157924173119507
lol
You have various colored pills, each having a benefit and bad thing, you can only have one:
Red: You can turn invisible for 60 seconds once per day, but you’re penis loses an inch for one hour (will revert back to normal after hour is up)
Blue: Can breathe underwater forever, but your grandma won’t bake cookies for you for a week when you use it (each time you use it adds 1 week more)
Green: Your poop changes color at your command (unlimited usage), but you must listen to Greta Thunberg say, “HOW DARE YOU!” once
Orange: You can eat at any buffet you want for free (unlimited use age), but a black person in the world is barred from eating fried chicken that day
White: Can bring back one person from the dead for an hour (unlimited usage), but they will go to Hell for an hour when your visit with them is done (alternatively, they’ll go to heaven if they belong in Hell)
What if i choose this <:dixie_pill:609945503488278529>
You fuck your cousin kek
Ah yes the secret option, smart man
Dixie: You can have intercourse with any cousin alive or dead, but your dad must watch
Lol
@noobypropmaker what pill do you choose
I think white has the most utility
Depending on if you give a shit about the other person
Yes
Orange
Because fuck blacks
And also keto diet rn so. . .
@noobypropmaker are you actually doing that diet?
Yes
Gonna tey to burn off the last pounds i need to reach my goal
Was 137 at the doctors gonna try to reach 133 or 135 at least
@noobypropmaker skinny ass nigger
Rather be a skinny nigger than a fat nigger
Yeah i know
No you don’t
Jk
Yum
@Bree post this in <#529713537744896020>
don't have permissions
nvm
spook the gook
tfw you miss a tooth
quality ads
holy shit
Fucking rip
That guy had his world blown a way in a moments notice
<:yikes2:550156979419480095>
***Shocking***