lol

>my singing monsters memes
Oof, never thought I'd ever see that.

dude i had every monster and was max level on that game

crack head monster best monster

https://youtu.be/KVatZfN750E

Freddy no

put the gun down

lol

You have various colored pills, each having a benefit and bad thing, you can only have one:
Red: You can turn invisible for 60 seconds once per day, but you’re penis loses an inch for one hour (will revert back to normal after hour is up)

Blue: Can breathe underwater forever, but your grandma won’t bake cookies for you for a week when you use it (each time you use it adds 1 week more)

Green: Your poop changes color at your command (unlimited usage), but you must listen to Greta Thunberg say, “HOW DARE YOU!” once

Orange: You can eat at any buffet you want for free (unlimited use age), but a black person in the world is barred from eating fried chicken that day

White: Can bring back one person from the dead for an hour (unlimited usage), but they will go to Hell for an hour when your visit with them is done (alternatively, they’ll go to heaven if they belong in Hell)

What if i choose this <:dixie_pill:609945503488278529>

You fuck your cousin kek

Ah yes the secret option, smart man

Dixie: You can have intercourse with any cousin alive or dead, but your dad must watch

Lol

@noobypropmaker what pill do you choose

I think white has the most utility

Depending on if you give a shit about the other person

Yes

Orange

Because fuck blacks

And also keto diet rn so. . .

@noobypropmaker are you actually doing that diet?

Yes

Gonna tey to burn off the last pounds i need to reach my goal

Was 137 at the doctors gonna try to reach 133 or 135 at least

@noobypropmaker skinny ass nigger

Rather be a skinny nigger than a fat nigger

@noobypropmaker I’ll tell you what’re you’re NOWHERE near fat

Yeah i know

No you don’t

Jk

Yum

@Bree post this in <#529713537744896020>

don't have permissions

nvm

spook the gook

tfw you miss a tooth