Message from @Duke of Txtspeak

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2020-01-09 20:50:49 UTC  

probably the friendliest dog i've ever seen but people were still terribly scared of it

2020-01-09 20:51:15 UTC  

I hear that mastiffs tend to be Gentle giants

2020-01-09 20:51:18 UTC  

is that correct?

2020-01-09 20:51:52 UTC  

well at least mine was

2020-01-09 20:53:09 UTC  

but i guess they can look threatening

2020-01-09 20:53:14 UTC  

What kinda mastiff did you have?

2020-01-09 20:53:35 UTC  

english mastiff

2020-01-09 20:53:51 UTC  

Time to get a chinese tibetan mastiff : D

2020-01-09 20:53:53 UTC  

looked about like this
like all the other mastiffs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/664934897151901706/types_of_mastiffs_full_list_3224_600.png

2020-01-09 20:54:08 UTC  

well as i recall

2020-01-09 20:54:26 UTC  

but its been almost over 10 years

2020-01-09 20:54:36 UTC  

Looks like a pitbull with big ears and a droopy face

2020-01-09 20:54:44 UTC  

Looks so much less threatning with the mastiff face

2020-01-09 20:55:01 UTC  

this one is a bit more accurate i think

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/664935181798604835/71r2q1jKdfL.png

2020-01-09 20:55:10 UTC  

well mine didn't look that energetic

2020-01-09 20:55:15 UTC  

he was really lazy

2020-01-09 20:55:16 UTC  

lol

2020-01-09 20:56:13 UTC  

it was a challenge to take it on walks since it would have rather just slept

2020-01-09 20:56:48 UTC  

tibetan mastiffs look pretty nice

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/664935629716586555/tibetan-mastiff.png

2020-01-09 20:56:55 UTC  

like a friendly looking version of lions

2020-01-09 21:14:16 UTC  

Thats just a regular tibetan mastiff

2020-01-09 21:14:25 UTC  

Try the Chinese rebreed

2020-01-09 21:14:30 UTC  

B O O F

2020-01-09 22:23:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/664957366986473472/paid-my-taxes-since-2003-ihave-not-die-in-a-60978725.png

2020-01-09 23:04:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/664967644667052043/Racist_invention.png

2020-01-10 02:34:27 UTC  

Coomer music at its finest

2020-01-10 02:37:54 UTC  

Dude I just wanna be able to wake up and immediately fuck my gf

2020-01-10 02:39:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/665021873079451659/fV0Wmcp.png

2020-01-10 02:43:25 UTC  

I'm a coomer

2020-01-10 02:43:37 UTC  

Wygd <:coomer:642576259653697585>

2020-01-10 03:11:05 UTC  

Sean Murry is a good guy

2020-01-10 03:11:34 UTC  

i wonder how many game "reviewers" apologized

2020-01-10 03:27:19 UTC  

50 fucking minutes

2020-01-10 03:27:24 UTC  

jesus

2020-01-10 03:45:35 UTC  

I love internet historian

2020-01-10 03:47:36 UTC  

Hey have you heard of This cool new game raid shadow legends?

2020-01-10 03:47:49 UTC  

i used to play fortnite all nite. no sleep! but ever since obama told me to try raid shadow legends for free, i am addicted. this game is a game. it has graphics. it has characters. best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! two week ago i spend all my money becoming a raid shadow legend. now i live in a dumpster outside a mcdonalds with free wifi. at night i sneak into the mcdonalds just like my new racoon dad, stripey, taught me to do so that i can charge my phone. through the cracked screen i am still perpetually amazed at the graphics of this game... they look so real! thank you obama, you truly change my life!

2020-01-10 03:55:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/665041087764627478/1578587260561.png

2020-01-10 03:59:31 UTC  

Johnny get the nail bat