https://youtu.be/JDQ8MPJ0SP8

Attention, all believers in the holy spirit. Jesus need your help to get the kids back from Karen. All he needs is your credit card number, the expiration date and the three numbers on the back but be quick, as Karen is about to win the custody battle.

Hi I'm Mike and I'm 13, I like to slay girls with my massive peen

Yeah just blond boys doing what blond boys do @sweet dreams are made of memes

Nah for real
I'm 18 living in a town known for having a beach that killed 30-ish Chinese Cockle pickers and working towards becoming a CMT

Sure thing whitey

Oh no they only made 1.5 billion

I can't believe the movie is worth more them some county's

This is so sad

Alexa play despacito

R8 my traditional African meal

What lamp...

This?

The PS4?

THIS?

THE PHONE BATTERY?

PLEASE TELL ME

THAT'S A PHONE BATTERY
WITH A PENNY ON TOP

I LITERALLY DON'T OWN ANY LAMPS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Not in plain sunlight

Not direct sunlight but light from the other room lights the place

Both

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Yeah I went mad with collecting them a few years ago

I have a total of like 20

I've moved onto medical gear

Which is a more useful thing to have

I think I've only ever needed to use my masks twice

IFAK's

But that shit is expensive

For a decent kit

One sec

Gen 6 CAT and three Israeli bandages

Including the pouch this cost me about £35

Rough estimate

I am getting more shit

Like I said I am getting more stuff

When it's finished I should have about £150 worth of gear

Worthwhile investment

Funny thing is the one day I could have used it I didn't have it

I went hiking a while back and a friend of mine passed out and hit his head on a rock

Of all the days not to have it, ot was that one

He skipped breakfast that day and I assumed low blood sugar led to low blood pressure and he passed out

He actually hit his head hard enough to have a seizure

He's not epileptic fyi

Surprising nothing

He had an MRI and came back with nothing

Just a bad knock and a scare

He was showing all the signs of a concussion on the way down the phell but he was fine

MRI's pick up on that kinda stuff

Either that or the doctor didn't even look at the results

You can eat an MRI

Bruh this bitch looks like the femannon avatar

REEEEEEEE I went out to buy some beef jerky and got beef biltong instead

@Le Frenchman bitlong is moist beef jerky

@ɪɴꜰᴏᴍᴀsʜᴇᴅ, ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟɪᴢᴇs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴛ it's £1 a packet

35g

My usual brand was sold out and the store sells its own jerky

I've never seen this shit before

Fuck bitlong

Bitlong is trash

This post was made by beef jerky gang

oh yeah

any news on why that nut job did that

Aren't you a minority? @Keque

apartheid 2 electric boogaloo

Epic

He’d probably make thermite shotgun rounds

@Arizona Ice 🅱 yeah there was a /K/omanndo who did this and set his forest on fire shooting squirrels

@Arizona Ice 🅱 found it

Me and the boys on our way to watch Kekke’s latest video

At least they aren’t banned in Jolly Old

God save the queen am I right

Oh I’ve done that already

I just want to be able to play with guns without someone looking over my shoulder

Given the only thing I can buy is airshit

Better then nothing I suppose

Reserves, still going through college

I need GCSE’s for the role I want so I’m waiting on them

Before going full time

Basically I need to be good at maths, English and science

God I hate maths

Out of all the things I lean im probably only gonna use the basics

Why do I need to know physics for a medical role?

I get they don’t want the regular crayon eaters to be medics but they don’t need to have a diploma to pack a wound

This is actually quite sad

😋

Idk who Hollow is but sure

Guessing Hollow is a member who hasn’t been active in a while